NParks clamps down on those who feed monkeys in parks

SINGAPORE: From next month, the fine imposed on those who feed monkeys in parks will be upped from the current S$250 to S$500. National Parks said the number of people being fined has been on the rise since 2006.

The problem with monkey feeding is that it makes the animals reliant on humans for food. And when they become too familiar with humans, the monkeys can sometimes get aggressive.

Feeding them may also result in an unhealthy growth of the monkey population, and some may stray out of nature reserves into residential areas. When that happens, they would often have to be culled.

NParks said it realises enforcement is not the only way to solve the problem, so it has tried educating the public by putting up signs and distributing pamphlets.

Unfortunately, there is a persistent minority that continues to feed the primates.

Under the Parks & Trees Act, monkey feeders can be fined up to a maximum of S$50,000 and/or jailed up to six months.

Alternatively, for those who insists on feeding the monkeys, they can do so when the monkey is behind bars. Usually, their daily diet consists of 2 slice of bread and a cup of water. Once a week, they may get some butter or jam, depending if there are any leftovers.

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However, I'd suggest that the lonely old folks should get the feeding than the monkeys. There are too many old folks being left in the welfare homes without proper attention and care from the public. How about, if the governing body take some of the money they earn from ERP system and use it to help the charity organisations.......

Just a thought...........

Sun Tzu's Art of War

That's something he always wanted and dreamt of...... back then, they believe in 'deception'. Which means, in war, decepting the enemies with mythical prowess..... thus the name DECEPTICON came about. In the 'new' world, decepting the 'enemy' (women) with such visual, is bad for the health.......

And if you're wondering why women are soooooooo fascinated by DICKs........ its because they don't have one to play with.....


And, why some men lie about their DICK, its because they played with it too much......

Coming soon to a departmental store near you!! Lock not included. 50% off for wives above 40 years old.

HE'S LUCKY ITS SINGAPORE ...........

SOME clubbers at Clarke Quay were stunned when they saw a fight unfold before their eyes over the weekend.

The victim was bleeding from his nose and had blood stains on his T-shirt.

Four bouncers chased a Caucasian man out of IndoChine's The Forbidden City bar and restaurant. Then after a scuffle, the man, an expatriate, fell flat on the floor.

And the horror began.

He covered his face, rolled to his side and moaned while the four bouncers in black polo T-shirt and pants stood around him and continued kicking him.

The man went into a foetus position to avoid their blows but each time, the blows seemed to get more brutal.

This went on for more than two minutes in the shadows of the pillar in front of the already closed Coriander Leaf restaurant, in between IndoChine's The Forbidden City and Attica.

I saw it. And so did about 20 others, some of whom hurried past the violence, too scared to get involved, while others merely stared in shock.

Read more here.

The above report was taken from the New Paper.

According to the report, the bouncers reacted inhumanely towards the Caucasian man. The victim however, would not press chargers or even talk about the incident. The establishment where it all happen were made to look bad.

Questions:

1. Why would the victim not want to press chargers if he was innocent?
2. Why would the bouncers wanna beat up a patron he hasn't done anything wrong?
3. Why does the paper made the locals look like the bad people?
4. If it was inhumane, why didn't the reporter jump in and help the victim?

My take on this report is...... I believe the Caucasian man is a regular clubber. In fact, this may not be his first time getting into trouble with bouncers. He seems to know the drill and how the street works. I'm sure he knows how lucky he was being in Singapore, that he was still able to go home, alive. Try Amsterdam, Bangkok, Barcelona, LA, Rio and some parts of London. Those of you who was been around would agree with me how bad things are in the other side of the world.
Even in Singapore standards, that incident is considered mild.

For those of you who thinks that the bouncers reaction is inhumane and cruel...... try working in the nightlife and see what and how they treat the staffs. Imagine the staff are your daughters, wife, sister, mother.......getting insults, made fun of, inhumanely-treated by these moronic species of hell.

I'm not stereotyping that only Caucasians behave like that, but a big majority of them does, especially when they are new in town and look down on Asians. Locals do that also, especially when they think that they have 'people' to back them up.

Being in this line for the past 10 years, I have my fair share of experiences and incidents. Some of which when I think about it now, it made me laugh, ask questions and wondered why we humans behave like that.....??

There was 1 incident I remembered which made me laugh. It happened in a club I worked many years ago. A young intoxicated Chinese male slapped a bartender for not giving him 'extra' pour. After being escorted to the door, he turned violent in front of a packed entrance of the club. Started shouting his clan's 'peoms' and claim that he was known as 'Little Dragon' - the fighter from Bedok Central. Unfortunately, a bouncer punched him and he was knocked out until the police arrive.



How come 'Little Dragon' - the fighter cannot handle punch? Where were 'Little Dragon's 'people'? was it Little Dragon or Little Cicak?

For the record, 2 weeks later, 'Little Dragon' came back looking for us with 50 other people....... the full story can be found in the CID chronicles.

We're still alive...... luckily its in Singapore.

Russell Peters said, "somebody's gonna get hurt real bad"......
"rock will never die, my posting will never lie"

What goes around comes around.
POP! goes the weasel.....

1 asshole down, thousands more to go.......

UP YOURS........


Its been a long tiring weekend, including a worked-up Monday......... here are some pics from last night's SMU Patron's Day Party with guest entertainers, HYPO-MATIC.

Hypo-Matic Crew (DJs & Emcees)

1-2, Cha-cha-cha

Breakforce Crew & Backstreet Boboys

Up Close and personal

Ollie Dez & Smookey

Public nuisance @ Dazed Out Party

awwwwwwwwww................

Hottest Fashion in 2008 are Hot Pants...??!!

Once again, the Nippons, Hyundais and Tsingtaos, just proved to us that they are crazy-muthaf*ckas..... They have just re-define the word UGLY and put it to a whole new level.......!!!

Makes it easier to fart.....

This one I like...... as long as the girl don't turn around...

Too much of butt-xercise

Butterfly went into the ..........

Aiyoh!!!!!

The bag says JOJO dali......

UGLY like F*CK!!!!!!

Don't call the fashion police....... don't call the police, don't call me baby....
Don't cha wish ya galfriend was hot like..... them.....??? Don't cha??

No, I don't.....

Have you ever wondered why most stories of alien encounters only happen in USA? How come aliens don't come to our part of the world? Is it because they can't convince us that there are life in outer space? Or is it because, we are not as crazy as the people in USA. And how come only them know how the aliens look like?

How come they are so sure the aliens always look uglier than humans, big eyes, green in colour, and thin legs? How come the aliens always look like human, with head, legs and feets. Why can't the aliens look like a dugong or platypus, gecko, bird or other forms of things. In fact, aliens that look like handphone, car, truck, tables, can also transform into human-like robots........ (TRANSFORMERS).... why do aliens want to imitate the human form? Humans are spread with imperfections.
In every Sci-fi movie with aliens, the extra-terrestrial beings are always technologically-inclined and futuristic. They are always better than the humans but in the end lost the war. Why can't they have aliens who are stupid, clumsy, irritating...... but looks like Jennifer-Love Hewitt with 3 titties, Angelina Jolie with double lips, or Rambo with 2 dicks...??? I'm sure it'll put a different perceptive towards life in outer space.

Somebody need to write a story about alien landing in Hougang, or Batu Pahat, or Chiang mai. Then, it won't sound so bias that aliens only wanna go to USA. Aliens only go to USA because its the land of the strong and the brave...??? More like ...... land of the crap and bullshit. Just look at the current president.... George W. Bullshit

I don't know why I'm always meeting newbies who always brag about who they know, what they have and where they've played..... in Singapore. As much as 95% of the stories are crapshit, I don't care and I don't give a fuck!...... I don't need to know and stop dropping names. As far as I'm concerned, if you're good and have followers, you're always welcome to share the decks.

What's worse is that number of times, they would tell me that I should mix in a particular way, use a particular equipment and communicate with a particular person to engage DJs ..... that they like........ wtf! Not enough, I was told that I should learn how to market myself so I get the opportunities to play overseas or other local clubs, provided I'm good enough.

Like I so hard-up to play overseas or anywhere else........??

Whatever I use, how I play, when I play, who I spin with and who I know ..... is definitely not your problem. I'm not here to please anybody.... I'm just working my ass to bring back the 'bread'. Not interested to be haters to other crews, not interested to play politics with other DJs. We're all working, just like the factory workers and the garbage collectors. Those who think that they're doing it for passion, next time when play anywhere, don't ask for payment. See how it works for you.

And don't tell me how to market myself. I'd rather do my marketing at Cold Storage on Sundays at Great World City. Actually, I missed doing that with ......
Anyway, since some people think I should play overseas (provided I'm good enough).... here's my tentative schedule till Jun this year..... Piss Off dick head!

Mar - Surabaya, Bandung, JogJakarta, Jakarta
Apr - Sri Lanka, India, Vietnam, Shanghai
May - Bali, Sydney
Jun - Bangkok

Not only the trips are for DJ gigs, but I'll be doing DJ workshops, seminars and product launch. I repeat....... DJ WORKSHOPS & SEMINARS..... one more time.... WORKSHOPS & SEMINARS.

I appreciate the help to enlighten me about music, DJ-ing and products. But, stop dropping names.......

Wouldn't it be embarassing for the person while talking to me, he told me that he's a good friend of RAZAQ and helped in endorsing Denon DJ. Bragging about how he also use to play in MoS Bangkok with Razaq. Who the FUCK is this guy?? He's talking to me and he said he's a buddy of RAZAQ....... then who am I?? ROJAK??

Kepala Buto!!

piss off, dude........ go get your head out of you arse.



And btw, this little devil just got in from the Japan factory this morning. I'm gonna test run it this weekend. No cd slots, dual layer midi controller, multiple effects, bla, bla,bla......boys please move aside. Oh, don't bother comparing it with other brands. Its a totally different animal. Like I said, its not a cd player.

Guess who's the first in the whole of Asia is holding on to this shit. Apparently, Japan are not gonna release this in Asia until there is a 'GO AHEAD' by..........
ahem........ ya, I know I yaya-papaya..... I can afford to.

Now, will the real slim shady, please stand-up.......

Just came back from a weekend road trip with some of my mates for a Sunday getaway. Had some fun and a few good laughs, watching the bunch of us getting crazy and stupid. During this trip, I met a few good people, strangers..... whose actions made me think of what's life's worth and its reasons. Actions which was deemed a taboo not long ago, but in the current state of life we're in....... it seemed normal. Actions which has ruined many a happy life, actions which will always be regretted, actions which we sane people call.......... ADULTERY.

Adultery - voluntary sexual intercourse between a married person and someone other than his or her lawful spouse. (taken from Websters dictionary)


In some religion, adultery is the capital sin where the punishment is death by stoning. In United States, adultery varies from state to state, where in Pennsylvania, it is technically punishable by 2 years of imprisonment, Maryland, fined for $10....... However, in most European countries, they don't criminally punish acts of adultery.

We have heard countless times, stories of people going to the streets of Geylang, Batam, Tanjung Pinang or Bangkok, to get their 'fix'. What actually drove them to such acts? .......... Uncontrollable desires? inferior complex? Cheap thrill? Just for 'fun'.......??Some really made the effort to spend time and money to travel a distance, without realising that the effort is better off reserved for the loved ones. Apart from that, the consequences of getting caught or guilt will only come to mind when everything is over.

Take the men that goes to neighbour island, Batam, for the action. Maybe not all are married men, in fact, some are single, desired men. But why and what are the reasons? There will always be 2 sides of the story in every situation. There will always be a reason for an action. Same goes here.

Married men goes to Batam mostly for the action that they seldom or never get at home from their wives (or at least thats what they claim). How about single men? Well, here are some reasons why single unmarried man go to Batam.

1. Everything is cheap there.
2. I can't get a girlfriend here.
3. Girls here think I'm fat and ugly.
4. The girls there 'do everything', even cleaning after your meal.
5. No strings attached, more like a 'hit and run'........
6. My mom asked me to go buy fish keropok and chilli soy sauce (chilli kicap)

I would have my response to all the reasons above........ but I would also have my own reasons if I ever need one. Something like........

1. I miss the seafood...... oysters, clams, gong-gong??
2. I can act like a rich man holding on to stacks of notes.
3. Cigarettes are cheap..... (its cheap everywhere in the world except Singapore)
4. You can make fun of the girls and they'll laugh with you.
5. No strings attached (I thought they use rubber not strings? - you mean they use strings?)
6. My mom asked me to order curtains.

I have a friend who use to tell his wife that he went fishing in Batam......... later on I found out that its a code word for 'hooking'....... apparently, I looked stupid for not knowing the 'code' word.

Whatever it is, someone will always come out with the most obvious reasons just to get a chance of the 'fun' there or any other place available for such a activities we call 'rendezvous'. Come to think of it....... why don't they have a place for married women? In fact, I think the women have better tastes than men. They don't need to go cheap dodgy places. For the women, its always the satisfaction and comfort of the person their with. I think that is the only reason for women who commit adultery.

I am so tempted to write more, unfortunately, this topic is something that I have yet to experience.

To all the MALE readers......

What are the qualities that you look for when choosing a girlfriend? Being a man, ego will have a part in your choice. Every man wants a girl that they can be proud of when they're in front of their friends. Does that mean, your women has to be beautiful, 'shapely', or well-dressed? Or, you don't care as long as you're happy together. Think again whether you're superficial, or just being a normal guy...... with his brain placed between the genitals.......

Yours truly, featured in Australia's Denon DJ wbsite........

Denon DJ Australia

Speaking of Denon DJ, last night a guest DJ from France (actually, he's just a french guy studying in Singapore, trying to get some gigs here and there) complain about some of the products in the club. He kept showing faces of disapproval and disgruntled about........ hmmmmm...... not sure about what. maybe its unlucky for him that eM Studio has both Denon DJ and Pioneer products, apparently, that's not enough. Actually, I'm sick of all these new DJs complaining of the club's set-ups. It seems that only 'new' DJs do that. Seriously, how much difference can it make in your performance? If I change to DJM800 or Rane MP2016 mixers....... do you think 300 more people will come see you play, do you think you'll be globally recognised immediately?? As I remember not more that 8 people come to watch him play, on top of that they asked for free soft drink and ice water.....?? but of coz some local guys who were there bought drinks and my mates had bottles of JW Gold Label.

Anyway French guy, be reminded that DJ mixers, cd players, guitars, cars, condoms and keyboards are NON-LIVING things. That means, they are no little aliens inside the machines controlling anything. What makes a difference is the person managing/controlling the products. Here are some examples if you don't understand simple Engrish......

Car

Your car : Mitsubishi Galant
Your preferred car : Ferrari Spider
I gave you to drive : Kia Cerrato

Are you telling me that you can't drive the Kia Cerrato cause its not 'industry standard'????
Bullshit, with a capital B!!

Condom

Your condom: Flavoured
Your preferred condom: Ripped
I gave you : Rubber Gloves (coz your dick is small)

Are you telling me that you can't please a woman coz you can't have ripped condoms.....??
FUCKSHIT!! - all with capital letters!!!

Since you say you can't mix with Denon mixers, maybe its not the mixers, maybe its YOU, coz you're.... "NOT INDUSTRY STANDARDS".......



look at these kids.......'can means, can!'

And take note, Asian DJs will dominate the World's DJ scene.......

Oh well...... the week is finally over. This whole week was filled with meetings, meetings and more meetings. In fact, some of the meetings was about events forecast till end of the year. Oh man, the tire of last december can still be felt, and we were already talking about the coming december. Damn!

One coming event which seemed to have a lil' more interest is the soon-to-be Valentine's day. Everyone was quick to give ideas and suggestions. Unfortunately, that was the only time I didn't have much to contribute. While everyone was talking about it, I had a song played in my head...... remember the song that goes...."you've lost that lovin' feeling...." - from the movie Dirty Dancing. Don't know why but it was playing in my head........(emo sia)

Come to think about it, maybe I forgot how it feels like celebrating Valentine's day with a loved one. Some may say, "you didn't miss anything", while others may brag about it. Whatever it is.... everyone is entitled to their own opinion and actions.

It is widely agreed that Valentine's day has been over-hyped and always thought to be commercially driven. However, on this day, it actually help couples to have a reason to show their affection towards each other. Its just a reason. For us, its a reason to sell more drinks. Unfortunately, some ass hole will be asking to play all the lovey dovey music..... because its Valentine's day. That's is soooooooo lame........

This year, we'll be hosting a single's party again, in one of the outlets. And rest assured that I will not be there. Its so freaking boring...... Everyone acted like its ok being single..... everyone wanted to be single, and everyone think their still single.

Next month, on the 14th of February, I'm gonna go do what I have been doing for the past months on thursday nights. After a day in the office, head to the gym, go buy dinner and back home to watch movie on the Mac. (I heard somebody said 'LOSER').... call me whatever you want, its cool. I mean its not cool to be a loser, but a loser can still be cool....... yeah.

TOP 10 QUESTIONS NOT TO ASK A DATE ON 14TH OF FEBRUARY

10. Did you get a rose for me?

9. How much is a bottle of champagne?

8. Does it come with 2 glasses?

7. Did you bring 'rubber'?

6. Are your parents home?

5. Are you single?

4. Did you bring your wallet? I forgot mine.

3. What's your name again?

2. Do you have the BODY BOUNCER?

...... and the TOP question NOT to ask a date on the 14th of February is.....

1. Do you wanna apply a HDB flat together...????

CINTAI BAHASA ANDA (this is my attempt to blog in Malay)

Since they are only 2 known Malay readers of this blog, I'm gonna try post a blog in Malay language. The last time I did some writing in Malay was in 1988. Non-Malay readers, you're excused from the "irritation" of the posting. Malay readers (only 2 of you)..... enjoy!

Kepada pembaca yang teramat bongok, sibuk dan mabuk...... selamat datang ke halaman ini dan selamat bin bomba!! Di ketika ini, ingin sekali saya membicarakan tentang keindahan bahasa Melayu yang sangat merunsingkan lagi mengelirukan minda. Di antara topik yang diperkatakan, ialah, buah-buahan, dan semua yang sewaktu dengan-nya.

Pernahkah anda fikirkan mengapa dan bagaimana buah rambutan mendapat nama sebegitu? memang betul kerana ia kelihatan seperti rambut kasar yang tak pernah di-aluhkan pelembut rambut (conditioner). Sebagaimana pun, buah rambutan sebenarnya mendapat nama dari sejenis orang hutan yang buahnya bergelumang setiap kali beliau melonjak-lonjak untuk mendapatkan perhatian monyet betina. Amat menyedihkan sekali apabila monyet betina tidah memperdulikan orang hutan itu tetapi, ia lantas menyekup, mengerup rampas akan buah tersebut!! Orang hutan lalu menjerit kesakitan bak sembilu menusuk kalbu. Kepedihan sanubari tidak tertahan, memandangkan buah beliau telah di gomol dan kesopanan diri telah di-nodai.

Monyet betina dijumpai mati disemburit oleh orang hutan, tetapi buah orang hutan masih di tangan monyet betina!! Apabila orang kampung menjumpai buah itu, mereka lantas mengambil buah itu dan dijadikan santapan Raja Melaka. Selepas disantap sang Raja, baginda mengishtiharkan buah itu sebagai buah rambutan tanpa mengetahui asal usul buah itu.

Dengan maka itu, janganlah anda ragu-ragu tentang kesedapan ataupu kepahitan apa jua buah-buahan yang tersandu di lidah. Apa yang pasti ialah, ia datang dari Yang-Maha-Esa, dan bersyukurlah akan rezeki yang telah di-kurniakan Ilahi.

Wassalam and thank you very nice.

What-f*cking-ever la....... get the f*ck out of my face and get infected with STD!!
If you're not f*cking proud of what you've done, why do it in the first place? in fact, why tell me about it?? Am I suppose to be emphatic with your wrong-doings?? You eat shit, you go clean your own mouth.....

Some people can be so stupid and blinded by cheap offers that in the end made themselves so cheap. And yet some people laugh at me coz I manage a club with cheap drinks....?? Retribution, subtly.....

F*ck beer...... I need Greygoose and martini, Dirty!!...... I said 'dirrty', not 30!! Go f*cking dig ur ears!!

SHOULD YOU JOIN IN THE FUN AND BOYCOTT THE OLYMPICS??



I've been surfing the net and reading about numerous organizations and associations trying to get petitions from people all over the world to boycott the Olympics. Some had started the action since 2002. 6 years later, the 2008 Beijing Olympics will still go on. Seriously, as much as we talk about it, feeling concern and stuff..... how many really bother....???

Top 10 Reasons for a Boycott of the 2008 Olympics

10 Repression of religious groups like the Falun Gong (freedom of religion is an important human right)

9 censorship & imprisonment of journalists, cyber-dissidents and press freedom activists (how can there be justice in a state without watch dogs free to speak out)

8 child, prison & sweatshop labour (we wonder how we can buy stuff so cheaply)

7 slaughter of endangered species & government sponsored slaughter of domesticated animals (time's running out for several endangered species)

6 ongoing human rights violations use of the death penalty (maybe we can re-use this one to address future bids by the USA)

5 catastrophic pollution (16 of the world’s top 20 most polluted cities are in China)

4 defective and dangerous products (if price is the bottom line ... but maybe consumers are rethinking that)

3 cultural genocide in Tibet (There's been a call on a general boycott of China for it's actions in Tibet since 2002)

2 genocide in Darfur over Oil (it's already come up this year in France's presidential elections)

1 Support for the Burma regime (who else is there who can quickly pressure the Burmese military to stop the persecution of their people?)

Now, the idea of boycotting the games isn't new. Lots of people have been talking about it in the news, especially in reference to Burma & Darfur. However as much as people talk about it, there is a feeling that it is useless because the Chinese leadership won't listen (they are pretty used to hearing criticisms I'm sure). I wanted to list 10 targets that would be more receptive to public pressure. Perhaps if some of the groups outraged at the policies and practices of the Chinese leadership coordinated their efforts they might be able to pressure key organizations/individuals to make the above issues a priority.

Apart from all these, we really have to accept the fact that the decision makers are the ones gonna gain from having the Olympics to go on. Have we ever wonder what amount of money is involved...??? You don't wanna know coz its extremely obscene..... talking about obscenity, do you know how many times the Olympic Council went back to China for the past 8 years? Reasons were, they had to monitor the economic structure, sports facilities planning, organization structuring and training, bla, bla, bla.......

The truth is..... they lived like King Xerxes..... women, money, women, houses, fur, women, slaves, women. Some asked, what about the female council members. Female council members only in China 3 times if the past 8 years!

If you wondering how I would know all these..... In my line of business, sometimes you'll here outrageous stories.

Like said..... the stories could be outrageously made up to make you boycott the Olympics......

(if you smart enough to read this post, you're smart enough to decide)

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We better start thinking when we shop for cheap stuffs. Be a cheapskate and violate human/animal rights...... or pay for quality and help support to diminish poverty.....

This is a pic of a product called The Body Bouncer. Apparently, it's one of the most sort-after product in the USA. An invention which made lots of people excited, and glowing with happiness. In fact, in some cases, it saved life!!

How you said????

That's for me to know, and for YOU to find out.......

Ok, since you guys are ardent readers of this blog..... I'll share you the secret.....

http://www.bodybouncer.com/groovegallery.html

It could turn out to be the best X'mas or birthday present...... be reminded, it comes with a 'health precaution' notice.

Enjoy.

(what will they think of next)

WARNING!!!!! ......This is a gruesome video of the China Fur Industry. Not suitable for minors and some adults.

This video also proves the state of the human's ignorant mind. Call it uncivilised, inhumane, barbaric, etc..... is it only China or also other parts of the world. Long ago, I used to joke about China saying, "WHAT EVER MOVE, THEY EAT; WHATEVER RUN, THEY BET..." - apparently, its not funny anymore. It's just cruel.

I don't understand why they have to skin the animals alive. I may be stupid, but this is beyond stupidity!!

Once again, its not only the people in China... its the state of the human mind. Some where in the world, there are humans doing the same thing to other humans......

Btw, I prefer skin than fur......;)

ENGLISH Lesson for Idiots.

I don't understand it why people get so intimidated when commented that "they seem gay...."Realistically, there's nothing wrong about it. I didn't say you're homosexual, I said you're gay. Understand the meaning before getting all worked up.

gay /geɪ/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[gey] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation adjective, -er, -est, noun, adverb –adjective

1.	having or showing a merry, lively mood: gay spirits; gay music.

2.	bright or showy: gay colors; gay ornaments.

3.	given to or abounding in social or other pleasures: a gay social season.

In simple Engrish, gay means happy......... The uncle in the coffeshop would say..... "call you happy, you get angry, call you unhappy; also you get angry..... make up your bloody mind, Singaporeans!!"

Be reminded that gay is not a bad word. Its a word to express feelings.... not abusing the private parts. Pink is not a bad colour, its just bring out the softness in you. Since girls like Pink, its ok for guys to wear pink once awhile. Like I said, "once a while"..... too many pinks may land you in the wrong park.....

With that, have a great week ahead, Don't Worry, Be Gay.......

Looking forward to share my new toys with some friends.......





I was told..... "keep up with the standards, you'll have more." Do I really need more...?

This is some of the things you get for being such a nice guy, civilised and RAZA....

For those interested to find out more about this lil' monster, go to Denon DJ Hs-5500.



This toy is not for the boys...... unless you're willing to grow up.

Since we're at the topic of boys (not Centro boys)..... Some BOYS claim to own Angela Flame as their DJ, but the fact was Angela didn't even know who the fcuk they are.....!! Them 'dropping names' like me 'dropping it like it's hot!!'...... crappy shit!!



Here's a message for the boys - U wanna play for me again??..... 'kneel and acknowledge that I am XERXES, the King of Kings, of all Persia ...........'

Hahahahahaha............ mutants!!

CONFUSING ENGRISHHHH LANGUAGE.....

If vegetarians eat vegetables, humanitarians eat human????

If you're not suppose to Drink and Drive.....
why do they have parking lots at Bars and Pubs??

If FEDEX and UPS were to merge,
would they be called
FedUps??

more........

. Do employees of Lipton Tea have coffee breaks?
. Why is it called a building if it's already built?
. If people from Poland are called Poles, why people from Holland aren't called Holes?
. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around few times,
would he become Disoriented??
. If olive oil come from olives, baby oil should come from .........??
. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to Make terrible?

WHAT THE HELL HAPPEN TO THESE GUYS..........??

Let bygones be bygones

Tektile's 'live' outfit

Good 'ol days when House music is
all about the
LOVE.....

Someone sent an email expressing the love for the group and how good the 'ol days were, and begging for us to make a comeback. No, we're not dead. We're still around with our own commitments. Do keep a lookout for our 'suprise' gig, and also an upcoming album in June.

Till then, pass the vibe and spread the legs...... ermm, I mean spread the love.

You decide whether the Japanese are crazy people or not......

The Doki Doki Majo Shinpan "touching pillow"
It's as big as a child, and even boasts a variant model: a pyjamas version. So creepy.








Everyone is messed up in a way or another....... but some are messed up more than another........