MANHUNT FOR ESCAPED MILITANT SUSPECT

Mas Selamat in custody

An intense manhunt was under way Thursday for the alleged leader of the Jemaah Islamiyah militant network in Singapore following his escape from custody.

Mas Selamat bin Kastari, who was accused of planning to hijack a plane and crash it into Changi Airport in Singapore, escaped from a detention centre on Wednesday, the home affairs ministry said.

Analysts said he would try to flee to Indonesia.

"We confirm that he has not been captured as yet," a spokeswoman told AFP. The ministry said Kastari walks with a limp and was not known to be armed.

Dozens of soldiers and police from the Special Operations Command were stationed every few metres along roads near the facility in an upscale area of the city-state.

Paramilitary Nepalese Gurkhas from a special Singapore Police contingent also patrolled the area, an AFP reporter at the scene said, while officers stopped and checked cars at a roadblock.

The government apologised for Kastari's escape from the Whitley Road facility, which holds prisoners detained by the Internal Security Department.

"This should never have happened. I'm sorry that it has," Home Affairs Minister Wong Kan Seng told parliament.

Wong said Kastari had been taken from his cell to the family visit room to await his family.

"He asked to go to the toilet, where he escaped," he said.

Despite its compact size and high population density, Singapore has thickly forested nature reserves and water catchment areas that can provide escape routes and hiding places for a fugitive.

Businesses, offices and schools operated normally despite the massive security presence in the area.

"In the morning the principal told us to keep calm and vigilant," said a student from a secondary school, who gave his name only as Darryl.

Wong said security has been tightened at all air, sea and land checkpoints and no effort will be spared to locate the fugitive.

The Straits Times reported that plainclothes officers were checking closed-circuit television footage from shops and petrol stations for clues.

Kastari, born in 1961, was arrested on the Indonesian island of Bintan near Singapore in 2003 and sentenced by an Indonesian court to 18 months in jail.

He was later released but was arrested by Indonesian authorities in East Java in January 2006 before being handed over to Singapore.

Kastari had fled the city-state in December 2001 following an Internal Security Department operation against JI, Singapore's home affairs ministry has said.

Singapore authorities arrested 15 people in December 2001 -- 13 of whom were alleged JI members -- who were allegedly planning to attack a bus carrying Americans to a subway station.

Singapore, a staunch US ally, has said it is a top target for extremists and has taken elaborate security measures to prevent an attack. Warnings for people to be vigilant are broadcast on the city's subway system.

Mas Selamat 2 years ago

I personally think that the guy didn't escape to run away to Indonesia. All he did was...... he missed coming to dbl O on Thursday nights!! (Melayu night) With that said..... why didn't the POLICE came to check dbl O today.....?? I'm sure he was there dancing to Reggeaton!! if I'm not mistaken, he tried to do "KRUMPING" on the dancefloor!!

If they still haven't catch him..... I'm gonna tell the POLICE to come next thursday........

Mas Selamat in dbl O last night

KNN!!!! I think the POLICE got explaining to do...... this guy limping, yet can escape??!! WTF?!

NOBODY IS A VIRGIN, 'COZ LIFE SCREWS EVERYONE...!!!

Did you know that every 10 person who thinks you're ugly, there'll 10 more who'll think that you're handsome/beautiful. Every 9 person who thinks you're smart, there'll be 9 more who thinks you're stupid. Every 8 person who thinks you're fast, 8 more will know that you're slow. Every 7 who thinks you're a sucker, 7 more will realize that you're the bugger. If there's as many people hates you, as many people will adore you! Being said that, you'll realize that you can't please anyone and everyone. The best thing to do is....... live life to the fullest, take things easy (even if you're residing in Singapore) and try put a smile on someone's face once a while. I know I did..... now its your turn.......

If you're wondering what does this posting got to do with anything........ actually it doesn't. I was told by some people to write 'something' so that they have something to read. There hasn't been no posting for the past 2 days..... life hasn't been the same for them. I'm sorry for the non-posting...... hasn't been feeling too good. It was never good to be accused of wrong-doings when the intention was to put smiles on some faces....... btw, I'm busy trying to put my podcast page. Next few days will be worst.... too many things to finish.

In the meantime, I'm gonna bid farewell to one of my DJs, whose gonna leave us for good. She was one of the best DJs that have worked for me and also the longest serving DJ in the group, and now, she's gonna move on in life. She's not the best 'coz she's good at her job or as a real DJ, but because, she takes challenges, listens to advice, follows instructions and optimistic towards life. So...... thank you Kasha for all you've done. We hope you do well in your endeavours.

aiyah...... stomachache!!! later........

Yesterday at gym, while on the treadmills, I watched the aerobics class doing steps. There were 3 fat ladies trying to keep up with everyone else. Unfortunately, 1 of them (I think) had enuff of it and decided to step back..... with that kind of size, she had to knock on the other participants around her and crush someone........ someone's having a bad day........ pity the people around her. Maybe they should have classes for up-size members, in order not to hurt anyone in the process....

Oh Wow.... the 10th sms just came in since last night asking what I'm so pissed off about..... all referring to the recent postings.....

For the record, I'm not pissed nor angry. Just tired of repeating myself....... Instead of getting pissed or angry, I'd rather channel the energy to something else...... like getting my shit together for the upcoming events....... now that's what you call 'positive attitude'. Trying to find fault with others is definitely not 'positive' at all!

And once again, the rest of you who actually got to know me...... and keep coming to this blog, for the sake of entertainment...... thank you for your support.

Let's try not to take everything too seriously....... got to learn take the "chill pill"......
and listen to some real music......

Just in case if anyone is interested........ I'm going back to haunt my former console. Not sure if anybody there gonna understand. dbl O is not the same when i used to helm the console and shepherd the dancefloor. Nowadays, the DJs have to follow what the crowd or what the managers wants. When something is wrong, the music is always the fault, anywhere, everywhere. When all is good....... its because "the drinks were premium, promotion was spot-on and event was awesome......." - DJs..... they take back seat.

For the benefit of old mates who miss the place, take this chance to come back and experience the club again. Not that its gonna matter but, reminiscing the past could be fun. My Denon sponsors are gonna be there to help, just in case you forgot how we used to drink and have fun. I'm still trying to get the SHADOW DANCERS.... worst case scenario, I'll dance with my shadow.....

Its gonna be on a Friday night...... some of you may have to work, some may have to take care of your kids..... but if you have the chance.....

I've got 50 guestlist available before 10pm.

To all that has been asking, I apologise for the multiple postponement of this event. Due to some irregularities and legal matters, the event is now called SOUL BREEZE, not SUMMER VIBES. Date has been changed to 9th of March. Any other details are as stated in the event poster.

For those who can't make it due to the postponement of dates, do check out this blog for other gatherings. Complimentary mixed cd of the party will be available upon request. Do subscribe to my podcast page when its up (in 2 days)

For the rest...... see you at the beach.

Please note that this is a FREE event, NO COVER CHARGE, no attire restrictions, and no ATTITUDE allowed at the beach. And of coz....... BYOB (Buy Your Own Booze) at the bar.

Professionalism - 1. professional character, spirit, or methods.
2. the standing, practice, or methods of a professional, as distinguished from an amateur.

Lets do things professionally......... let's just email each other from now on....... no need to talk on the phone, sms or MSN.

Once again, readers oF this blog are reminded not to take life too seriously. If you don't understand why this blog is here and has its own share of fans, please think about coming back. Look at the 'Hits Counter' below and wonder why it has reached to that number.

Never once in this blog that I have ever bitch nor undermind my allies, in simple English - my colleagues, friends, partners and family..... which also mean, my marketing team. Unfortunately, the lack of understanding in the English grammar and its purposes can cause complications, and is extremely hazardous!! (notice the meaning without the inverted commas??) The inability to read between lines is a social failure that separates the wannabees and the born-to-be. Nevertheless, I don't blame anyone.

Sometimes people think so highly of themselves and call themselves a leader because of status and position in a company, but the fact in otherwise. Leaders with dignity who wish to stand up for their people, and still be democratically right, should not send formal emails to express regret..... especially when you're 2 tables away...... friends don't send emails..... they talk!

The photos below are meant to be seen in a light-hearted manner........ never to demean the photographer, the organizer, the product, the graphic artist or anybody else who's involved. The whole photoshoot was hilarious, the result is hilarious. Whats wrong with that?? My only question..... during the photoshoot, there was a person, a former high-end model, with experience of thousands of photo-shoot hours with international experience....... with knowledge of directing photo-shoot for award-winning marketing campaigns...... never once anyone ask him for opinion or advice....... There's nothing wrong to ask for advice and opinion....... unless we think too highly of ourselves.

THIS IS MY BLOG........ I'LL WRITE ANYTHING I WANT, NOT TO HURT ANYONE BUT TO SHOWCASE MY PERSPECTIVE OF THINGS FROM ANOTHER ANGLE. IF ANYONE HAS DIFFICULTY TO UNDERSTAND, YOU CAN EITHER ASK OR NEVER TO READ AGAIN. PLEASE READ THE DISCLAIMER. NO APOLOGIES WILL BE ACCEPTED NOR GIVEN. BE REMINDED THAT BLOGGING IS A PESONA.

DUE TO THE PREVIOUS POSTING OF THE PHOTOS, I WILL ACCEPT COMPLAINS, LETTERS OF EXPULSION, OR WARNING. BUT I WILL DEFINITELY MAKE THE WORLD KNOWN OF THE IDIOCRISY THAT IS FLOATING AROUND ME.

Maybe I should dedicate another blog to just for imbeciles, idiots, morons, jerks and what lies within.

It was never a good idea to get a group of DJs to go for a photo shoot....... The result can be "extremely hazardous"....... It was money-not-well-spent..... maybe should bring us to dinner at Mezzanine, and take photos of us eating. Nevertheless, we had a good time....:)

The Messiah

Ray 'Charlie Chikadees' Charles

Timo Dreamo

Dr Emmet Brown the 6th
from "Back to the Future"

Ollie Oli Oi!!

No-Fart Yukun

Abang Apek

It was just announced moments ago that Singapore beat Moscow to be host of the inaugaral Youth Olympics in 2010. Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the f*ck so happy for....??!!

So, we are suppose to gain in all economical aspects, so we'll be reocgnised on the global stage, so, we'll be seen as not a 3rd-world-country anymore......... so?? We won majority of the votes becoz, we're financially stable, IT hub, politically stable, and most importantly, Singapore is fast being recognized as a capable organizer of major international events. The question is..... where does people like you and me stand?

Be reminded that there will be more jobs created, living standards will be higher, intellectual capabilities will be improved, especially with the coming of the IRs, F1 racers, and many more international events. Will all these make us better human beings....?? Lets list down the advantages of winning the bid for the Youth Olympics.......

Advantages

1. Expect total revenue to increase to SGD$30 billion
2. World recognition as the organiser of the first ever Youth Olympics
3. Tourism will increase by 25%
4. Employment rate may go down as low as 0.8%
5. Exposure for young sportsmen/women
6. Bigger grant for the governing sports bodies
7. More sports facilities to build Singapore into a sporting nation
8. More taxis to hit the roads to cater for the high volume of tourist
9. Streets will be decorated and look like Disneyland
10.Personnel from Ministry of Home Affairs will be VERY visible on the streets to safeguard peacefulness of the Youth Olympics..........

Questions

1. With SGD$30 billion revenue, are we exempted from paying tax for 2 years?
2. Does "WORLD RECOGNITION" means letting the world know that we are not part of China?
3. If tourism increase, does that mean we'll see increase in vice?
4. More jobs created but will Singaporeans take the jobs of the foreign S-Pass holders?
5. Exposure for athletes means telling the world we suck at sports, and buy athletes from China?
6. Bigger grant means the sports executives get to travel on First Class, while athletes on Economy class?
7. More sports facilities means we have to pay to exercise or enjoy games?
8. More taxis on the road touting and only take "BOOKING" calls?
9. Streets will be decorated like Disneyland, are we are the "CARTOONS"?
10.More police on the streets, but will they stop people from asking for RnB and Hip Hop music??

The main event will be in 2 and a half years more, but we're already starting to get things in order. 13 out of the 24 venues are ready, while 1 is under construction. A second athletes village is being planned as contingency plan. Out of all these, will we really benefit from all the hoo-haa......?? Will it help in our everyday lives? Will the residents in old folk's home get a better life? Will Singaporeans at last , learn that House music is NOT Techno, and Techno is not actually dance music? Will there be lesser traffic jams or more road closure to make way for athletes travelling convinience? Will I get a rebate on my road tax? ERP...?? err...... nevermind la...... I give up.

Soon, we'll have casinos, Universal Studios themed park, F1 racers, the Youth Olympics, Pacha club, and God knows what else........ are we reaching for the sky or the stars? Didn't they learn in school that the higher you climb, the harder the fall? "Dare to dream", they say......? What happens when nightmares turn to reality....??

Young & Dangerous......??
or, is it........
Old but Gorgeous.......?

Teenage Sensation Ninja Strudel....

THIS POSTING WAS DELETED TO PROTECT THE LIVES OF INNOCENT COLLEAGUES.........

A sneak preview of what to expect for the up-coming event at Coastes on 2nd March. The mix is up of the Flash player (on the left of this blog). Do take a listen. Please take note that this event has got nothing to do with Summer, Spring, Winter or Fall. Its just a gathering of some funky people, who's sick of the 'same old shit'.......... Summer Vibes - a musical trip that takes you to the beaches of St. Tropez, Miami, Rio, Tioman and Bali.

This event is brought to you by COASTES, DENON DJ, THE TEKTILE MOVEMENT....... with support from Corona (I hope)........

SUMMER VIBES - tracklist

Cabo Parano (Original mix) - Martin Solveig & Stephy Haik
Eu Vou Leva (CM Laaaaalala Mix) - Claude Monnet ft. Monica
Ate O Amanhecer (Original mix) - Southern Divide
Inspiracao (Hard Soul mix) - Praful
Sereia (Tiefschwarz & Hardsoul mix) - Mundo Azul
Meu Goleador (SUMO Rebounce mix) - Freak Do Brazil ft. Claudia
Cheza (Vocal mix) - Bongoloverz ft. Joyce Ouke
I Shall Not Be Moved (Soul Creation High Power Dub) - Underground Ministries ft. Kenny Bobien
Ven Sambar (Main mix) - Tiger Stripes ft. Simone Moreno
Supra Sumo (Supra Bounce) - SUMO
Sign of Summer (Freak Do Brazil mix) - i-Dep
Join Me Brother (Axwell mix) - Afro Angel
Infancia Magica (MS Petit Dub) - Claude Monnet ft. Monica
Sentimento (Pueblo Vibe) - Simon Aston
Veja O Sol (Spiritual South mix) - Bossa Electrica

For more exciting 'click-ons'..... go to Em Studio Podcast.

RANTS, COMPLAINS AND DISGRUNTILISM


1. Last Thursday was Valentine's day. One of my outlet, which is a quiet, chillout joint, had a good turnout of 'lovebirds' and couples who celebrated the 'auspicious' day. The evening was cool, relaxing and passionate. Unfortunately, some 'very intelligent' person had scheduled for the Lunar New Year lion dance visit at 9.30pm, when there were lots of people there to enjoy the serenity of the outlet. QUESTION: Why can't schedule the lion dance performance at 7.30pm, like other past years? The CNY lion dance visit is for the prosperity of the outlet. That night, it chased away all the couples and some other patrons. Which part of prosperity did YOU don't understand??

2. Recently, the taxi prices was increased. It was to encourage more taxis to take the roads especially during peak hours. Commuters like me would complain and complain (in our dreams). The first week showed sign of improvement as we saw more taxis. Unfortunately, as of last week, there were not much taxis to be seen, especially at night. Wonder why??? ANSWER: Taxi drivers made enough money since the price hike that they don't need to drive as much any more. At 11pm last Thursday, I saw 365 empty taxis, refusing to stop.
Who's move is it now???!! The government? Taxi authorities? What happens if we have videos and pics of taxis that doesn't stop? Will it help?

3. Channel NewsAsia recently launched a programme called BlogTV. It is to showcase indifferent bloggers and its contents. They claimed some of the best news/stories come from bloggers as most of these bloggers view situations indifferently. Knowing that, I would be one of those people who would take this opportunity as a step to 'global recognition'...... on second thought...... Nah.....!! It'll never happen. Be reminded, we're in Singapore. There's no such thing as 'free speech' or 'speak your mind'. For all I know, its just a ploy to catch those who 'bitch' about the government or think that their smarter than the "you know who......"

4. In the news yesterday, a man was made to marry his girlfriend when she got pregnant. many years later, it was found that the child doesn't belong to him. No Shit!! Apparently, the mother of the child knew that the man she married was not the father. Why did the women did that???
Maybe she knows that the real father can't give a good future? Maybe it was her ploy to trap the other man?? Maybe the father of the child was UGLY??! Maybe.....

Sometimes when you read such stories, you'd ask yourself if these things really happen? Or why women does such things? Why do some good men fall into such tricks..... Here are some 'weird' stories that I've heard......

a. A women told her boyfriend that she was 2 months pregnant, when the last time they had sex was 4 months before, and their last meeting/kiss was 3 months before. Being a gentleman, the boyfriend decided to take responsibility of the baby and the girlfriend. Unfortunately, the girlfriend doesn't want the 'father' of the child to be present during check-ups or even meet with parents...... what she needed was only.....MONEY. hmmmmm......... something's amiss.... and she can't even produce receipts for the check-ups. Obviously, 'miracle' happen when the baby suddenly disappeared and the girlfriend looked as FINE as ever.............

b. (This is a short one...)
I know of a couple who dated for a few months. The girlfriend eventually 'woke up' one day and told the boyfriend that she has breast cancer and wanted their relationship to end. Reason was she doesn't want to burden the boyfriend with her troubles. The boyfriend offered to help but was turned down, except for a 'small' amount of cash. Later on, we found out that the girlfriend went back to the previous boyfriend.

Guys, don't laugh. The next girl you know may be like that. Ladies, you're not spared also. Some people will go thru all the trouble in hopes of gaining some an extra dollar. Desperation will drive a person into doing such actions.

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Quote of the Week (last week)

"Mind over matter; if you don't mind, lets not tell your father......" - ;)

Be a Man!! Do the Right Thing!!

It could be just a joke from Russel Peters, but the real fact is...... It's a very strong message that needs attention. Nevertheless, whatever that you've done, shouldn't be regretted.

Being a man may not be as hard, to do the right thing; is just a choice. However, to Be A MAN AND DO THE RIGHT THING - its a whole other thing...... To stand up and be a man was never easy. How many of us can look into a person's eye and say SORRY. Can we look into the mirror and say, "I shouldn't have done that to ......". How many times do we say "THANK YOU" in a day...... Is it really necessary to glorify hatred? I'm sure there are better things to do than all of the above.

One thing for sure, being a man means you need to be able to accept the facts of life and move on. Winners or Losers are insignificant. Only real person stands out. Let truth be told....... there are no Best of....... no Biggest in......... no Prettiest, no such thing. Everytime we think that we're the best, there's always someone better 100m away. Yeah, it sounds funny, but that's exactly what it is.......

How do we live or sleep at night, swallow our food and smell the flowers, when we say words of hatred about the people who help us, supported and gave us ways and means to live our everyday lives? If its really bad....... why can't we stand up, be a man and do the right thing. Why can't we just leave and search for a better pasture. Like the saying, the grass is greener on the other side. Are we always so clever, intelligent that we are making use of others? Have we ever thought that maybe, others are actually making use of us. If that is the case, we've got to stand up, be a man and do the right thing.

Why do we speak highly of our opponents, yet afraid to be part of them. Is that a sign of intelligence or just plain coward...... for not being able to BE A MAN, and DO THE RIGHT THING....!

No shit!!! How in the hell did this thing got into YOUTUBE??!! Anyway, this is the video of HYPO-MATIC crew at SMU Patron's Day party......... notice the comeback of local 'boyband'.

For those who hasn't got the time to go out and celebrate valentine's Day today (like there's a reason to celebrate), or have to work, and if you have the time tomorrow, after your belated Valentine's dinner, shopping or whatever...... do come and 'pop' by EM Studio.

In support of local, upcoming and humble DJs, we are continuing the monthly SPANISH FLY parties with newbie, ROBBIE. His sounds range from soulful, afro-latin and funky, with a touch of classic disco, guaranteed to soften the minds and soul of the punters. I will be backing him up tomorrow, hoping to shed some some 'light' and 'warmth' in case the room gets too cold........ ;)

One thing's for sure, its gonna be sexy. Its all about the love, baby........ of HOUSE.

See you at the bar........

p.s. - take note, we support local, upcoming, humble DJs, who don't brag what they don't have, or drop names, or talk shit, or blames the public who 'don't understand their music'........ no monkeys allowed either.

LINES.....?? WHAT LINE??!!

A list of lines that never got me lucky. Never!! Not even on a drunk women, a guy or a deaf mute. Nevertheless, some people say "persistant counts"......

Loser's Top 10 list of Pick-Up lines.

1. You must be a damn good thief, coz you stole my heart from across the room.
2. If I can rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
3. Hi, can take a picture of you? I'd like to show my mom what I want for my birthday.
4. Excuse me miss, are you lost? This is not heaven, and you look like you're from heaven...
5. I know that milk does you good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?!
6. If I told you that you have a great body, would you hold it against me?
7. I wonder how our children will look like....?
8. You look very much like my next girlfriend.....
9. Excuse me, you owe me a drink. (Why??) I dropped it while looking at you.

10. Are you cold, or are you just glad to see me......??!!

"I shot the sheriff...
but I didn't shoot the stupid cupid..!!"

Lots of my friends are busy getting ready for the big night out tmw..... big meh?? Nevertheless, I'm happy for them. For those who are in love..... be thankful for what you have and cherish the moments. Some already celebrated Valentine's by going away to some island and forgot to come back in time....... ahem...... My married friends, if you're not celebrating Valentine, at least do something for the wifey or hubby....... don't have to splash money or something. Just something special..... like, cooking something special (wear the apron and nothing else), send the kids to the granny's, share a cup of Haagen Daz and watching HITCH on dvd..... something like that. If you're living with your parents, go check-in at Conrad Hotel's honeymoon suite. I heard the bathtub has killer view of the city! Or....... you'll think of something.

For those who's SUDA (Single, Unattached and Desperately Available), be thankful also that you need not spend much money on something's that you're not sure of....... be thankful that you're free to roam and be with anybody you want. Be thankful that you gonna have less headaches, no morning-after quarrels, or any 'silent-treatments' coz you bought the wrong gift!!

Its ok to go home and sleep alone, its ok if your single bed feels like a king-size, its ok to just wrap urself with the IKEA bolster, and its ok to wake up feeling 'jiggy', with nobody but yourself.......

Before you go into depression mode again...... think about the people who has no home, no money, no clothes, no food, nobody...... at least we still have our family, friends around us. At least you still have my blog to be-muse yourself.....
at least you still have ......... ME.

Happy Valentine's Day......

...... since we're at it, why not come to my outlet, EM By The River. Have some food, drinks, good company...... (I need to hit target la.......)

THIS BLOGGER IS GOING INTO "DEAF-MUTE MODE" - EXPECT NO POSTING FOR THE COMING DAYS..........

I've lost my reason to be here, there or anywhere.....

To readers of my blog, once again GONG XI FA CAI!! and HUUAATTTTT AHHHHHH!!!!!!

I wish all my readers a happy & prosperous Lunar New Year. May all the charms, and luck be with you throughout the year of the RAT. Speaking of luck, lets try if I'm bringing some luck this year, even though I prefer to be like the guy in the movie "GOOD LUCK CHUCK"...... For the past few days, I've been seeing a set of 4 numbers........


Since I don't buy 4D and don't know how to buy them....... I thought I'd share the numbers with you. Let's see if anybody wanna try their luck via this blog. If you ever hit, no need to share your winnings with me, all you need to is buy a can of cat food and feed the cats at Gallery Hotel.

The number is .............

1 8 0 6

Don't ask where I got it from............ just try. And don't be greedy to try big amount.......

The Monkey is out and free.........

In a couple of days time, many of you out there will be celebrating the Lunar New Year. With that, I wish all the ardent readers of this blog, GONG XI FA CAI!!

For those who's wondering how it all began, here is a part of the story (myth).

According to legend, in ancient China , the Nián (年) was a man-eating beast from the mountains (in other versions from under the sea), which came out every 12 months somewhere close to winter to prey on humans. The people later believed that the Nián was sensitive to loud noises and the colour red, so they scared it away with explosions, fireworks and the liberal use of the colour red. These customs led to the first New Year celebrations. Guò nián (过年), which means to celebrate the new year, literally means the passover of the Nián.

Apart from that, there are some DO's and DONT's during the new year. For example, you're not suppose to sweep the house on New Year and not to wash your hair. It is believed that by doing so, it'll wash away the good luck from the house and one-self, respectively. It is also a believe and tradition that red is an auspicious colour to bring prosperity and good luck.

Considering Lunar New Year is 2 days away, and Valentines Day is just a week away..... why not sharing the luck all around. Wearing red for luck and getting 'lucky' at the same time.....?? hmmmm..... that seems like an idea??....... somebody gonna get a *$%&..........


For the husbands and boyfriends reading this post...... I just gave you an idea what to get for your partner next week. However, make sure you get to see the "product within the product" ...... its gonna be really sad if your partner wear that lil' sexy thing for somebody else......

Since we're in the topic of Valentine's Day and the gifts....... I remember some time ago, I got a beautiful Tag Heuer Monaco for Valentine's day present. It was classy, beautiful and full of sentiments. Similar to the one below.


Back then, things were rosy, there were love all around and the flowers bloom every morning. Since the watch was so special, I only wore it during special times...... unfortunately, it was interpreted that I hate the watch, that's why I only wore it twice in 3 months. (never under-estimate the women's mind, they can read what's in your brain and its always the opposite) Eventually the flowers didn't bloom every morning, its wasn't sunny every Sunday and the Rose was full of thorns. We went our separate ways and so is the Tag. Technically, I lost custody of the Tag Heuer due to 'improper parental guidance' - whatever it means........

I realised that its ok that the Tag was taken back, but sad that the value of a relationship was based on materials of stature. Maybe the watch could have healed the wounds and keep warm during the lonely nights........

Speaking of lonely nights, I know of something that can keep me company during MY lonely nights. How about a new iPhone.....????!!! I could use it to call someone if I get lonely, play games, listen to some music....... or if I'm lost and lonely, I heard that the GPS works really well. With that, can someone be an angel and be a good samaritan....... and get me an iPhone. ;)


In this season of happiness, luck and love, spread the love and share your luck and happiness...... and buy me an iPhone........... please. Got bonus already, right??!!

If anyone get me the iPhone, I promise to share with you my new 24k Gold-plated MacBook Pro....... Deal or No Deal...??


Sexy and Beauty lies in the eyes of the be-holder.......... and it has no boundaries!! Red may be the lucky colour this season, but Gold is sultry........ obscenely sexy!!

Do you feel lucky to be loved; or love being lucky.........

Recently in the news, there have a number of reports regarding the sex photos of Hong Kong celebrities. Last night, I had the unfortunate opportunity of looking at those photos. Why I said "unfortunate", is because...... it was one of the most ugly photos that I have ever seen. No, it didn't turn me on, No, I don't want to be in that position, and No, it doesn't compliment any of the celebrities of their stature, especially the women. If you've seen the photos and wondering what's so ugly.....?? Remember this, or something that look like this??


For those who have not seen it....... the ladies in the photos had some parts of their bodies looked like this!! No prizes for guessing where..eewwwww!! That's like not bad enuff, the guy (Edison) was 'down there'..... eating 'it'.... eewwww, eewwww (times 2)!!

Don't get me wrong. I give respect for guys who please their women that way, but, ewwwww!

I'm beginning to think if the waxing business in Hong Kong isn't that good, or the women there are afraid of getting Brazilian wax. In fact, have they even heard of Brazilian wax??! In case they're reading this....... or whoever is not yet informed of the 'Brazilian wax'...... here's some help....

www.Honeypot.com.sg

www.Strip.com.sg

All the help you need is there, myths about waxing, Do's & Don'ts, and also the after-care. Someday, you gonna thank me for this....... Maybe it'll answer some questions as to why your boyfriends never try 'eating' you up.... and maybe, after your trip to the wax boutiques and your boyfriend STILL not going down, maybe you better start making proper choices..... TOO MANY MEN, TOO LITTLE TIME!

However, when things does turn out good, do not over do it and take the necessary precautions. Nobody wants to look like this.........

Yea...... of coz it doesn't look 'appetizing' for the guys.... the Hairless Sphinx doesn't compliment to the other 'exotic animal'...... something like this would...........

If you people are thinking that I'm beginning to be a lil' pornographically incorrect or obscene, get the hell out, or wake up your freaking idea. Give a little respect for the human anatomy, especially the female body. Treat it well, and you'll enjoy every moment of the 'company'.

One last thing......... eat and drink healthily and take care of the tongue......

The most dangerous part of the human body - THE TONGUE.

Sharapova & Ana Ivanovic

The women's tennis champions are getting younger and prettier. The recent Australian Open finalist featured Sharapova and Ana, both 20 years old, both are 'hot', and both originated from Eastern Europe.

This is the definition of 'new beauty'

I would date an athlete over a model, any time any day. Both may have their own setbacks but its just a preference. An athlete may be a lil' cuckoo from the steriods and other supplements, while the model will have their emotional/aggrotional failures. The difference is..... how they gonna look like when they wake up in the morning without make-up. I'm sure the athlete will fair better. However, there are some who look naturally good when they go to sleep, while sleeping and waking up.

I think its all in the brain. When you like someone, everything is rosy and right. Blinded by 'science'.

Remember that story......?



Before marriage, when the lady tripped over the stone, the guy would be screaming furious at the stone for being in the way. After marriage, the lady tripped over the stone...... the guy would be fuming at the lady for being clumsy, calling her blind for not seeing the stone. hah! Men!!

Luckily I'm still a boy!

QUOTE OF THE DAY

Getting ahead in a difficult profession requires avid faith in yourself. That is why some people with mediocre talent, but with great inner drive, go much further than people with vastly superior talent.

- Mai Vick Diq

Ever since the Tektile boys left to get married, migrate, turn gay...... bla, bla, bla.... I was left on my own to fend for my own directions...... I am so fortunate that I was the only Jedi left from the Singapore-branched Tektile Movement, that actually kept the vibe alive. This is another side of me that many have not seen, and may not wanna see at all.

JACK OF ALL TRADES, MASTER OF NONE......

1-2, Cha Cha Cha,
3-4, Where's ye bra,
5-6, In ma car,
7-8, tiu lam pah

"Backstreet's back, Alright!!.."

QUOTE OF THE DAY

Always forgive an enemy because nothing else annoys them as much......
- Sum Wol Gai


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