SERATO + NIKE AF1 + PORTER

Oh man..!!!!!!! There goes my bonus........ no MacPro, No Vegas trip, no London trip, no new bike ......... everything else got to wait.

X'mas + birthday + new year present.......... anyone...?? : (

".....I want that one."

I think I'll be the next person to bring back the bubble tea fad, especially among the guys......

Today at lunch, I asked a colleague to buy me the watermelon bubble tea frap from Plaza Sing...... Since I got no time for lunch, I had to sit on ma desk and work while sipping the bubble tea.

While drinking the bubble tea, something struck my mind and feel senses from the tongue.

Does anybody ever realise that the black jelly actually feels like titties in ur mouth..??!! Don't put many, just one in ur mouth and let it play with ur tongue and lips..... go try now!!

See.....?! Feels like it, right??!

If anyone don't know what I'm talking about, or can't relate to this post, I suggest that you go to Seng Shiong market at Tekka Mall and go look for RAJAGOPAL (he's the one with the white forehead)

No, I don't have a corrupted mind. You just can't run away from reality.

This the 3rd time this song appeared in my blog this year......... It'll keep on appearing throughout the years, I hope...... whether you like or not.

You'll never know if it could be the last time.........

Hopefully I'll have time to blog when I'm there and keep you guys posted of the happenings..... if not, I'll see you guys next week. Btw, JUICE mag found out about this trip, and they've requested for a report... hmmmmm. We'll see.....

Ciao...

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1. How many sleepy people are there in the picture?
2. How many of them has blue eyes?
3. How many male and females are there in the picture?
4. How many twins are there in the picture?
5. How many Chinese, Korean and Japanese people are there?
6. How many of them are looking at the camera?

MY SOUL of ****

intro: Em7 Am Am/C B7 Am B7

In the sunlight of your smile
In the summer of our life
In the magic of love
Storms above scattered away

Lovers dreaming in the night
Reaching for paradise
But as the dark shadows fade
Love slips away

On an empty stretch of beach
In the pattern of the waves
Drawing pictures with my hand
In the sand, I see your face

Skipping pebbles on the sea
Wishing for paradise
Sand castles crumble below
The restless tides ebb and flow

Listening to a shell
Hoping for your voice
Beautiful **** of my soul

Though we'll always be apart
Locked forever in a dream
If I ever love again
Even then, nothing will change

And the taste of you remains
Clinging to paradise
But as the distance from you grows
All that my heart ever knows
Hunger for your kiss
Longing for your touch
Beautiful **** of my soul

Filling all my nights
Haunting all my days
Beautiful **** of my soul

*available in all good music stores in mid '08
The Tektile Movement Records

Oh damn!!!....... Memories!!

I remembered back then our parents banned us from watching Solid Gold. I sneak out to the living room in the middle of the night to watch. Thank goodness coz it help in my music knowledge. Checkout the dancing, hair, costumes...... and VIBE!!

oh Damn!!

Last week, some bugger asked me..... "Wah! next week hari Raya again, ar??... You all so special got 2 hari raya...??!" wtf?! who's complaining?? extra day to rest and you're complaining?? WTF!!

give work complain, extra public holiday also complain.......

Actually, the government gave all religion at least 2 days off a year.....

Muslim - Hari Raya aidilfitri and hari Raya Haji
Chinese - Lunar New Year (2 days straight, another 5 days for other individuals)
Christians - X'mas and Good Friday
Indians - Deepavali and Vesak Day
Others - National Day and New Years Day......
Extroadinary People (extra work, ordinary pay) - May Day

who's complaining??

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The Mary Chia 25th year celebrations advert on tv is soooo bloody irritating!! Everyone looked so plastic, speak so plastic...... just like their faces.... what they talking about beauty therapy & facelift....?? its just botox!!

Its not fair!!! they are infesting the tv channels .... which I paid for the license to watch quality programmes...... My trust has been violated!!! Damn you Mediacorp!!

THE BEST OF 2007



ya ok....... so I'm bloody cheesy.... you got problem wit dat..??!!

Just last week I posted about the ERP story which was supposedly to curb the rising number of cars on the road and encourage public transport. Today, they announced the new price hike of the taxi charges...... wtf??!! Commuters have to pay $3 extra in take a cab in the CBD? taxi fares increase by 14% for every 7km trip from $7.50 to $11.90....?? Which part of this is called ENCOURAGEMENT? You mean encourage people to take the buses and MRT.... which coincidentally belongs to.....?? It was also to encourage taxi drivers to come out more often.....duh!! In the first place, people become taxi drivers because they are lazy to be in the working force. People become taxi drivers because they want to have a choice of when or when not to drive......... of course not all taxi drivers are like that. Will these fare hikes really encourage taxi drivers to come out more often? How about the commuters? Will they be encourage to commute via taxi despite these hikes?

I, for one, have my own transport, even when I travel by taxi, its being paid for by the company. Nevertheless, the question still remains.........WTF IS HAPPENING HERE IN SINGAPORE??!!!!

(the above picture was taken only last year in July)

I should have taken the offer to move to Greece last year....... live in the hotel's resort and be a house-husband...... damn it!!

For the past week, we have been reading about the Asian Idol that's happening this week. People asking to support our homegrown talent for the competition and such. There were also reports and forums debating about not getting enuff support........ Today, I got an email from certain 'friend' looking for support for the above event.

Ok... here goes.

................................"duh"

No disrespect to anybody. I do hangout with Hady when we're with our boys..... in fact, we have something in common ...*wink*.... not that I'm being bias, but I have my own thing goin' on and I didn't get any support at all...... and I'm not frowning. I already have my own 'Asian' title that I never brag about...... nothing important. And nobody need to know.

Be reminded that we're in Singapore. People always talk about supporting but none actually ever materialise. The question they always ask..."What do I get for supporting you..??!"

For all its worth...."have fun, dude."



...told you I'm a nice guy......

Why do they exist between us,
Why do they exist in us,
Why do we praise them, yet diss them,
Why do we hate them, yet want them,
Why do we need them, yet abuse them,
Why do birds still sing, when no one's listening......


ATTENTION-SEEKER

Someone who seeks attention. No, really. Quite a few people want to be in the spotlight - folks who do behavioural studies call them "extroverts" and say that they make up 40% of the population.

For an attention seeker, it's not enough to do good things: one must also be seen to do good things - not for them the low-key way of the UnsungHero. Still, the amount of attention isn't enough to go around: the demand for RewardReputation outstrips supply. Hence we have an AwardRitual and BarnRaising to help increase supply, and satisfy their unholy appetite for attention. Still, if you keep them well-fed, an attention seeker makes a solid member of the community, happy to accept the group's SuperordinateGoal if doing so will get them a little small-scale fame.

The dark side of the attention seeker comes when they seek attention by being anti-social or hostile. This can arise because the group focusses more attention on bad things than good things.... such as a community of communities that keeps talking about the dark side of things. Nobody's perfect. If an attention seeker is starved for too long, they can become frustrated and look for less productive ways of attracting praise, such as a GoodBye, for instance.

When we focus attention on the attention-seeking troublemakers, we hurt not only ourselves, but those around us (conversely, sometimes we will be hurt when we have done nothing wrong). For in time the troublemaker will move on to some other place, but they will learn the lesson with them that misbehaving is a good way to feed, and they will use that lesson in AnotherPlace. This is why in this case we try to DissuadeReputation, rather than PunishReputation.

The inherent contradiction is that we seek to educate those fallen attention seekers. We hope that they will learn the lesson that, while it takes more effort to become famous for good deeds, the fame one acquires is a more satisfying meal: Infamy is the junk food of the attention seeker's diet. Yet we cannot go to them, and tell them this, for to do so would be to feed them, and one must not feed the trolls. Instead, we write pages like this, and trust that in due course they will find their own path to redemption.

Attention-seeking is particularly noticeable with females so I've used the pronoun "she". Males also exhibit attention-seeking behaviour.

The organiser: she may present herself as the one in charge, the one organising everything, the one who is reliable and dependable, the one people can always turn to. However, the objective is not to help people (this is only a means to an end) but to always be the centre of attention.

The mind-poisoner: adept at poisoning peoples' minds by manipulating their perceptions of others, especially against the current target.

The drama queen: every incident or opportunity, no matter how insignificant, is exploited, exaggerated and if necessary distorted to become an event of dramatic proportions. Everything is elevated to crisis proportions. Histrionics may be present where the person feels she is not the centre of attention but should be. Inappropriate flirtatious behaviour may also be present.

The busy bee: this individual is the busiest person in the world if her constant retelling of her life is to be believed. Everyday events which are regarded as normal by normal people take on epic proportions as everyone is invited to simultaneously admire and commiserate with this oh-so-busy person who never has a moment to herself, never has time to sit down, etc. She's never too busy, though, to tell you how busy she is.

Like most personality disorders, narcissism occurs to different degrees in different people and reveals itself in many ways. Many business leaders exhibit narcissism, although when present in excess, the short-term benefits are outweighed by long-term unsustainability which can, and often does, lead to disaster.

Caution, again....... not directed to anyone. I find this interesting as it involves everyone of us in everyday lives........ Someone told me that I became a DJ coz I was seeking attention. I'm sorry but you're wrong. I became a DJ (part-time) coz I left my job as a Front Office and Guest Relations TRAINER in a reputable hospitality organization. If I wanna seek attention, I'd cry Wolf all the time in the middle of Orchard Road...... if it makes any difference, i'm not a DJ anymore.... I'm more of a 'helper' than any other. hoping to make it a lil' easier for everyone.

10 BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN GOING TO A BEACH PARTY


1. Play with your LEGO bricks and create a 'friend'.

2. Watch re-runs of Martha Stewart and ELLEN show on tv.

3. Re-arrange the wardrobe..... and shoe cabinet

4. Read "The Chronicles of Narnia", again.

5. Go to the kitchen and make egg sandwhich and MILO.

6. SMS all the ex-GFs and ask if they miss you.

7. SMS all your colleagues and wish them Merry X'mas in advance,
the network will be jammed if you do it on eve of X'mas. Better
to do it now!!

8. Log in to FaceBook and start 'poking' everyone......

9. Change the ringtone on your phone to the GATSBY song.

10. Stay up till 6am for the National Anthem and sing along when it comes on.
See if you still remember the lines..........

COCK-UP!!!

WTF!..... 8 missed call, 12 smses..... what a way to wake up on a Saturday morning.... Everything is bizarrely haywire today...... all the events we had today COCK-UP!! what's worse..... all cock-up by AV dept. In simple English, that's my SHIT!!

For the past 6 years, not once have I fumble any event. Unfortunately, for the past 2 months, 2 events went busted due to irresponsibility coming from my own boys! There's too much talking, now is the time to put it into action. You farkers take my leniency as a sign of weakness??

Be a man, do the right thing....... Gimme your letters if you can't cope.

Not in a farking mood to work, be at work or think about work. If you think your WORK sucks, try having to drink while working, take unnecessary criticism, tolerating ignorants who's always in a wrong environment.

To put matters worst, I'm not feeling well after the shots of whatever that came last night. The best thing to do for everyone is to stay away so as not to get infected by the attitude as its as cancerous as it can get.......

Btw, as this post is being written, I'm watching the 'live' telecast of the SEA Games Soccer match between Singapore & Malaysia....*YAWN* , and we just missed a penalty. Rather watch the netball match, women's swimming and gymnastics. So much for Team Singapore...

Gonna go back to sleep.... and hope to feel better.

Prospective Employer to Applicant: "So why did you leave your previous
job?" Applicant: " The company relocated and they did not tell me
where!"

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Wife: "Sir, I would like to call on my husband who left me and brought
all our five kids with him." Radio Host: "Ok, go ahead!"
Wife: "Sweetheart, please return back all the kids, actually only one of
them is yours."

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Hello! I'm here again. My mind is all muddled up. I just want to ask
something. I know that you will be able to help me out. Is BIRDS FLU the
past tense of BIRDS FLY?
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WIFE: It's a miracle! You came home early.
HUSBAND: I just obeyed what my boss told me to do. He said: "GO TO
HELL", that's why I came home early.
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1st night grandma wore a see-thru dress, grandpa didn't react...
2nd night grandma wore t-back, grandpa still didn't react...
3rd night grandma all naked, grandpa said "what is that you are wearing,
it's all crumpled!!"
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John: it's my wife's birthday
Peter: what's your gift to her?
John: I asked her what she wanted
Peter: what did she said?
J: anything, as long a there is a DIAMOND.
P: what did you gave her?
J: playing cards
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Teacher: We are descendants of Adam and Eve!
Student: That's not true! My dad say we are descendants of an Ape!
Teacher: We are not talking about your FAMILY!

"...wah!!"

"...duh!!"

"...huh?!"

"...yawn...."

Its that time again when suddenly everyone talking about THE party. Yea, suddenly everyone is a clubber, suddenly everyone knows what kind of sound Carl Cox is playing, suddenly Armin Van Buuren is bigger than any muthafckr on the planet, suddenly WE have to support local brands/local bands/local talents/local DJs (wtf?!), suddenly electronic music is real dance music, suddenly 'lets forget the past and lets be friends, and go to Zoukout together...coz its fun to go with you', suddenly I am suppose to chill-out and have some fun, suddenly I am bias, suddenly we should play music like they play at Zoukout, suddenly suddenly..suddenly in a sudden...?!! The only "SUDDENLY" I know is .......



I'm not gonna put myself in between 20,000 pretentious muthafckrs, wannabees, trying-hard-to-be's, act-like-you-know-asses, booty-shakers with no-sense-of-rhythm, flat-chested Ah Lians and hands-in-the-air 'Space Cadets'. Rather stay home and watched "RUSSEL PETERS" again.


The fact is..... we have good acts and DJs every month, every week. Local talents are always playing somewhere to an empty hall. Everytime some asshole will come to the console and ask for Hip Hop when its a HOUSE party..??!! You know the drift........

Suddenly............... I hope it rains like crazy tmw....... at least someone get to snuggle up.

Here are reasons.....

WHY WOMEN PREFER TO STAY SINGLE.....
WHY WOMEN REGRET AFTER MARRIAGE.....
WHY MEN ARE BETTER THAN HUSBANDS.....
WHY THERE ARE ONLY HUSBANDS IN THESE PHOTOS.....
and, why I should be blamed again for still talking about it......
THIS IS THE FARKING TRUTH!!







and here's why MEN like strong, independant women, but will never marry them...... in fact, these women are eager to have relationship and get married. Unfortunately, most of them have long complicated histories that NICE guys like US have to live with.... anyway, getting spanked once a while is pretty sexy...!! (dream on Razaq!)

REMINDER.......

Do your part for the environment and human rights...... come join us for a lil' get-together with DJs from our neighbouring countries, Thailand & Indonesia. Gracing the decks alongside local heavyweight - YUKUN - are Bangkok's DJ SUNZONE and Jakarta's DJane ALFI HARUN.

DJ SUNZONE - was my deck-mate while we were residencing at Ministry of Sound Bangkok. Also known as the Godfather of Proggy Dance. Recently, he has been creating waves in Australia for his production work and remixing for top DJs. Its gonna be one-helluva trip...... DJ Sunzone will be playing a 'live' set with midi controllers, Ableton, triggers and stuffs.

DJ ALFI - she is currently one of Indonesia's finest lady DJs. Have been slamming the clubs within the region for the past 2 months to full-house with her funky main-room vibe. DJ ALFI was also one of the most successful model from Jakarta in the early millenium. She's coming with her entourage of models and bodyguards..... hmmmmmmm.......

See you at eM Studio, 11pm till late. Club rules apply. Any other issues, beep me.

Cheers.

YOU PEOPLE SHOULD RELAX AND TAKE IT EASY!!!!!

Goodness gracious me!!!!...... this morning I had 4 people sms-ing, calling me, to express their unhappiness about the recent ERP post. All had the same question......."WHY ARE YOU WRITING ABOUT ME...?!" They also warned me that if I don't take out the post, they'll stop reading this blog.

You know what....?! I suggest you all stop reading this blog, and start taking the "Chill-Pill"
What makes you all think that I'm writing about you. There are millions of other people that I may write about, that I don't even know. Anyway, there were no names or persons directed to, and I don't talk about other people's being.

Maybe lots of you are bored at work, at home that you have to read my posts as your daily dose of entertainment. In fact, you're bored at home with your spouses that you're having affairs and now angry with me for posting such 'thoughts'...... Too bad...... I don't give a flying-f*ck. I DIDN'T direct it to anybody....... if you eat chilli, you'll feel the heat..... (that's taken from the old Malay proverb which is so over-use)....duh!!

You may think that I'm very insensitive towards other people's feelings by posting in this blog. Some may think that their affairs are now publicly known due to my 'insensitivity'....... What a bunch of CRAP!!!! If that much people read this blog everyday, I'll be a freaking millionaire!!

So, before all you people tell me to GET A LIFE, HAVE A THOUGHT FOR OTHERS, BE SENSITVE, bla bla bla bla...... why not ALL YOU PEOPLE , relax, take the 'chill-pill' ,AGAIN, have a lil' sense of humour, laugh a bit...... because, the world does not evolve around you, and be happy that you are not the only one in this world who has secrets or affairs....... don't blame people like me if you're unhappy. The best you would be doing is, don't tell others about it. I'll write about anything that intrigues my mind. no pun intended.

YEAR-END SALE...... YEAR-END MIX......

My final mixtapes for this year is up on the FlashPlayer on the side bar. Some new stuff, some old, some cheesy, but sure to keep the party vibe going approaching to 2008. Its intended for those who are unpretentious and just love the vibe of a good party. If you hate it, just switch it off..... if you like it, feel free to ask for copies. Hoping for a good vibe before I leave to Colombo for the biggest Beach Party in Sri Lanka. Enjoy!!

Tracklist: ANGEL DEELITE 2007

1. Shine - Terry Thompson ft. Lisa Mack (Ol' Skool Piano mix)

2. Gabryelle - DJ Spen ft. DJ Technics

3. Morning Light - Big World (Feel the Vibe mix)

4. Rise Up - Yves La Rock (Vandalism mix)

5. Alright - Red Carpet (Tissera Mix)

6. Space -Micha Moor (Eric Prydz mix)

7. Sex & Whistle - Max D Voice

8. Calabria - Rune (Club mix)

9. Counting Down the Days - Andrea Britton ft. Sunfreakz (Axwell mix)

10. Shake It - Mario Ochoa (DJ Fist mix)

11. The Ride - Kermit (Ricardo Reyna Electro mix)

12. Uninvited - Alanis Morissette (Yukun & Wisternoff Bootleg mix)


And not forgetting for those who are into "chillin' out"....... a glass of Mojito, and a roll of ........... (y'know wat I'm talking about), by the beach, under the coconut tree....... do checkout the Coastes 2007 mix. I'm taking you back to Kingston Town with all the Booyakas. Reggae at its finest....... Rasta-man chant. Live life with the Son of Zion......

ERP SYSTEM CAUSING MARITAL PROBLEMS



For the past 2 weeks, I've been hearing people talk about the extended ERP hours along the CTE. Being a road-user and abuser.... I find it quite ridiculous also. However, I also found some people who welcome the extended hours. These people are the ones who are having extra-marital affairs.

Apparently, they use the ERP extended hours as a reason to come home late, while actually having an affair outside. And I'm not only talking about the men. It goes both ways.

Since the ERP on CTE is from 5.30pm-10.30pm..... more married couples are coming home late, with reasons of not wanting to pay for the charges which cost from 50 cents to $1.50. Apparently, they save money by not going thru the gantries and wait till its past 10.30pm. The truth is, they actually spending more money when they stay out late. Some spend their time with their 'affairs' in bar or pubs, some spent it in the 'transit' hotels.... whilst, the clever ones, stay in office and prefer doing everything in the office...... I mean everything. At the same time, when husbands come home late, working-wives can do the same, while housewives can extend the 'visiting-hours' till 10pm, instead of the normal 6pm.

By now, I'm sure that you've realised that the ERP system is causing lots of marital problems among couples, in the name of improving the economy. As what I've always said, "ONE MAN'S POISON, IS ANOTHER MAN'S ANTIDOTE..."

Nevertheless, either way.... there'll be some extra-marital affair somewhere, somehow......

With that in mind.... "seek path that lead to the light......"