Here's a lil' tinker for the couples out there...... especially married couples who're trying for a baby. Actually, it got to do with the techniques of 'trying for the baby'........ I'm not an expert in these things, but after reading and some 'editorial research', this is what I have found and sharing with all you funky MOFOs .......
We all know how babies are 'made', the laws of the human anatomy and biology. However, sometimes we are quite unsure how to prevent some things from happening, e.g. how to make sure that your baby is not gonna be a deaf-mute Gay, anorexic, fat or an idiot.
It all starts from foreplay. Yes, it is not during the 'main course', its not how the throbbing rhythm, which position or the kind of noise that you make. Its what you do during FOREPLAY!
Let me explain this. (I didn't make this up. It is a collaboration of myths and beliefs from different tribes of Niggadom.)
If the husband were to go down on the wifey during foreplay, (I'm referring to the use of tongue. Some of you think 'going down' means 'playing with the toes') ...... chances are the baby will have soft, tender skin, with rash-deterrant tissues to protect its tenderness. The rationality to this refers to the molecules from the tongue's reaction during contact with the vagina. This anatomy process is called the 'Vagina Tandoori'.
Directly opposite from that is the female's technique of going 'Low'. Just like the stupid Flo-Rida song, without the right knowledge of the action can cause severe unhappiness for the nation of united idiots. Affectionately known as 'blowjob', it is definitely not as easy as blowing anything. Sometimes, I'm not sure when the 'blowing' comes to affect. I'm sure there are some who literally tried to blow and suck......... as hard as they can. Be careful ladies, you don't want to suck too hard or your man might look like .......
...... and again, the art of 'blowjob' is not that easy to achieve. However, you can start by clicking this. Once again, be careful at how you blow..... too much of blowing will make your babies look like ..............
Be careful....... it may be cute at first. Eventually, the baby will grow up as big as possible due to the fact that the air from 'blowing' will get stuck in the genes of the baby. The end result is unsightful and something you might want to stay away from.
To summarize today's session, before engaging yourself in any action, please understand the meaning, situation, and have a thought of the end-result as it will affect you and people around you. As much as the world does not evolve any individual, it does help to at least give your a girl the finger-job after her willingness to explore Down Under.
*this post is literally dedicated to all the giggly girls who think that they are God's gift to men. The fact is, they are as clueless as their girlfriends and Flo-Rida-wannabee-Mat-boyfriends.
On a different note, you can't help but think that this baby will grow up and do a good blow-job......... as a good trumpeter. (u and your filthy minds!!)
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