FAN CLUB - sorry, I was wrong.......(pffft!)

In relation to the previous post, someone corrected me and said that I was stoopid. To that person, thank you for correcting me. You just won yourself a Denon DJ headphones HP500.

According to the reader, FAN club was referring to ..........

• Fan (person), fanatical enthusiast or supporter

Goodness gracious....... how stoopid can I be (....rolling eyes). I should have known that!! All the invites are actually asking me to join their fan club. I'm embarassed...... really embarassed of my ignorance. (..... eyes still rolling)


wait-a-minute............ if you wanna be a fan, don't you have to know the person first? then, don't you have to like the person or what he/she does? or maybe be 'fanatically enthusiastic' about what the person does......?? Isn't being a fan is a voluntary act of passion? hmmmm...... I get invited to be a fan!!! Am I suppose to be feeling special or something....??

err...... kinda confuse now. Need my double-shot Vanilla Latte Grande..... I can't think.... confused!! (.....pfffft!!!)

FAN CLUB

Recently, I notice that there's an influx of fan clubs. Not only in FACEBOOK, but nearly everybody networking portal in cyber is trying to capitalize on this fad. Seriously, I think it is unfair to the other clubs, or maybe I don't understand why, suddenly, people are excited to join FAN clubs. What actually happen to the other clubs like, Oprah Book Club, Police Boys Club, Turf Club, Orchid Country Club, etc...... Why the sudden interest with fans??! In fact, why is a fan club so special than a golf club. I had to Google the net for a proper definition of a fan.....

• Fan (implement), implement held and waved by hand to move air.
• Fan (mechanical), machine for producing airflow, often for cooling.
• Future Air Navigation System (or FANS), an air traffic control scheme also known as CNS/ATM.
• File area network, method for file sharing over a network.
• Fan (programming language)
• Triangle fan, a data structure to describe polygons in computer graphics.
• Sea fan, a marine animal of the Cnidarian phylum
• Free Amino Nitrogen, in brewing, amino acids available for yeast metabolism

Damn....... are we getting over-educated or what??!! A club for "FILE AREA NETWORK"..??? No shit this crap is heavy-duty, man!! "FREE AMINO NITROGEN" club...??!! WTF!! I'm feeling very left-out. I feel cheated coz my teacher didn't teach me about these things. Now, everybody is joining these clubs...... and I don't even know what it means.

However, I notice that there many nice people in FACEBOOK. Despite of me being ignorant of these clubs, some of them have gracefully invited me to join their FAN Club.

if you're hot, join a fan club

To all of them, thank you very much for the kind gesture. In due time, I will definitely join these clubs, which is after I understand what is it all about. It's just that, I want to make sure which kind of FAN I wanna be. The "FREE AMINO NITROGEN" club sounds cool, but I don't want to associated with any terrorist group (shit sounds like weapons of mass destruction).

Now, I gotta go find myself a fan...... it's freakin' hot here in the woods.


In the meantime, Chingay Party is coming...... they need more fan-man.



P.S. - Does Chingay means "China Gay"?? (.... which means Happy China). In LA, they have a sub-ethnic group of the Hispanics, called Gaytinos. Is this the same??

Ok people, this one I have to bitch. Its funny, stupid, idiotic and embarassing at the same time. I was at Stereolab just now with friends for drinks. At the same time, trying to catch the guest DJ, Toni Granello.

This incident happened while Toni was getting ready for his set, sorting his CDs. In the meantime, Godwin was busy on the decks. I was behind the console with the other resident, Edward.

Out of nowhere, 4 girls (2 Pinoy, 1 Malay and 1 very smelly girl - not mentioning the race) came hurrying to the console and handed Toni 2 drink coupons. 1 of the girls said, "2 Vodka cranberry!!"..... Since the music was very loud, Toni didn't get what they were saying. He turned to Godwin and ask what was that. Godwin said it's drink coupons. Toni turned to the girls, thinking that they gave him drink coupons as a 'local gesture', said thanks and kept it in his jeans. He continued to sort his CDs. They stoopid girls then shouted, "Hey!! I want my Vodka cranberry!!"

At this point, Edward and me was already laughing like hell, realizing the idiots thinking that the console is the bar. I don't know how or why they think it's a bar. Somehow, the 'smelly girl' whispered something to her friends, which made them realized that it's not a bar. The Pinoy girl then ask Toni for her drink coupons back. Once again, because the music was already pumping hard, Toni couldn't hear them. He just grabbed one of his freebies (T-shirt) and gave the girl. He thought it was a return gesture as they gave him something. To our surprise, that stoopid girl threw the t-shirt back at Toni and ask for her drink. I think Toni was pissed by their reaction that he ignored them. One of the girls then stretch her hands and grabbed Toni's bottle of Belvedere and help herself and her friends to the drinks. Damn it, we all look in shocked. What worst, she stopped at the 3rd glass and ask Toni to pour her a glass of vodka, which he obliged. WTF!!!

Moments later, they left for the dancefloor when Toni took to the decks. So we thought that was it for the idiotic incident. I called it IDIOTIC because, how different is it a DJ console and a bar?? Nevermind that they don't know the DJs or whoever. It's typical right? These are just posers who go to clubs because everyone is there.

About 10 mins into Toni's set, I saw the IDIOTS again. This time they were right in front of the console taking pictures. Normal? Sure..... One of the girl, stretched her hand into the console, trying to pass Toni, the guest DJ, her camera, asking him to take pictures of them dancing. WTF!!! Toni ignored her, but she kept pushing the camera to him. She gave up after 3mins (try looking at your watch and see how long is 3 minutes)....

Freaking idiots infesting Stereolab on a Friday night. But again, what's new? Intelligent music don't really attract intelligent people. I left moments later. Outside, told Godwin and the operations manager about it. They had the same reaction........ none said a word, only the mouth wide open. Face expression was priceless. Good luck guys!! WTF!!

In the meantime, here's Toni's big track taken from Hed Kandi compilation......

While Googling and doing some research work and finishing an article for E-Tech Magazine, I stumble on some old photos. Not very old but enough to bring back good memories. The photos were taken back in 2006 or 2007 at a posh joint called Hacienda at Dempsey. Not sure if it's still there.


Had a gig there with my Tektile crew when it just opened. Full-on NuJazz 'live' like nobody even knew it exist in Singapore. I remembered very well coz, that was one gig where I had to pull my UDG record bag up the hill. Yup back then, I was still on wax and nothing else. The art of DJ-ing was intact and real DJs (who actually get booked), use vinyls only. Unfortunately, I heard nowadays, you can get booked even by playing non-stop mixed tracks on an iPod.......... all you need to do is convince some club operator with 'very-happening-yesteryear' stories. And, don't forget to 'butter-up' and offer to buy drink. You'll get sorted out.


Back then, you can't even hide your iPod coz there's always someone over at the console. And most of them knows what the shit you're doing. But again, what's there to hide....?? Wax on, Wax off....... can means CAN!!

THE MAGIC MAID

This is a kind of posting that you'll get when hangin'-out with a bunch of 'gerfwens' and 'bofwens'..... over a pot of Passion Fruit BOH Tea, packet of tomato-Twisties, fried-wanton and a packet of cigarettes. Some may feel like sharing similar stories, while others may just learn something. The following story was NOT taken from Incredible Tales, but it could be part of the next series.

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For the past 5 years, my aunt and her family in Yew Tee have had 3 maids. The first one lasted 2 years, second one 6 mths and the last one is still with the family till this day. All their maids were Indonesians. This is a story about the second maid. She was called Susi. (Any coincidence or resemblance is purely accidental. But then again...... who gives a shit!!)

When Susi first arrived to my aunt's family, she was a quiet person. The first few days was normal for a new maid. She always looked down when talking to my aunt and uncle, and never answered back. All was proper and they family was quite well taken care.

After about a month with the family, Susi was very much accustomed to the surrounding and she became part of the family. It is quite normal for a Malay family to treat their maids like a family, and not like a 'slave'. Susi was allowed to watch TV with the family, communicate with other members of our relatives and eat with the family. Most times, she would hangout with my aunt in the kitchen and sometimes they would go out shopping together. Many months past and nobody suspect anything.

After about 5 mths, my aunt did a lil' family gathering where all the relatives would come by and spent the whole day at her house. This was my first time at her house after a year. I got to her place at about 2pm that day. At the void deck, I met an uncle who also haven't been there for the past year. We went up together to the house which was on the 2nd floor. When we got to the house, before entering, I had goosebumps all over. Didn't took notice and went in. After my 3rd step in the house, I immediately turned and walked out. Didn't realise why I did that but it seems automatic. Stayed outside the door and lighted a cigi. Minutes later, the uncle who came with me, walked out of the house and said that something's wrong in the house. He said, the maid looks 'different'. Unfortunately, he didn't elaborate how different was 'different'.

nothing different wat...??!

The next day, my Mom was talking about the gathering at my aunt's house. She said, the maid acts like the house belongs to her. She sits watching TV while the rest were in the kitchen, she talks with a demanding tone, and she walks into my aunts bedroom like she sleeps in there. I also told her what my uncle told me. We soon realised something was amiss in that house.


A few days later, after some investigation (which I didn't know about), they had a meeting in my house. The maid was present. This time, she stood quietly at one corner (relak one corner - it's a Malay thing). Another uncle came along and asked her what she kept in her purse. (Prior to these, according to Mom, they had asked other people about such incidents or the Indonesian maid's practice.) Susi, the maid, at first refuse to acknowledge the question. After much persuasion and threat to deport her back, she relent and took out everything in her purse. Everything seems normal....... except for a black cloth tied with a gold thread. In that cloth, we found - a fingernail, 4 strands of hair which feels like tungsten, a pin and dried garlic.

(to keep the story short and easier to read..... this is not a novel, you know!!)

According to her, some of her maid-friends gave it to her before they went back home to Indonesia. Those items apparently, will make the house-owner succumb to her and let her be the 'boss'. She will be seen as the one with authority and no one will ill-treat her. When asked why did she wanna do that? She claimed that she heard about employers who ill-treat maids in Singapore.

Susi was reported to the agent and she was sent back the next day.

The good thing is that.... my aunt's family was only 'hypnotized' not to ill-treat the maid. There were stories shared with me where, a maid used her soiled pad to seduce the man-of-the-house. Hence, took over control of the family and their money. I think that's more serious. In fact, there are friends who shared stories not about Indonesian maids, but also, Pinoy and Sri Lankan maids. Each with their fare share and ways of 'magic tricks'. One story I heard about a Pinoy maid was, she purposely sleep in nighties, without any undergarments and open her room door. So that her boss, a 40-yr old lawyer, could get a glimpse of 'her'. She was hoping to seduce him, get into a relationship and live happily ever-after. Much later on, she found out her lawyer-boss was GAY. Damn!!

This is not Susi.... nor the Pinoy maid.
This is Victor (by day), - Victoria (by night)

Gefwen vs Bofwen......

Today, I overheard a couple of young ladies talking (I was eaves-dropping). They were talking about their other friends. I'm sure they were talking about their close friends coz they were citing 'my girlfriends', which means their close friends who are girls. I think it's pretty common for that right?

How come we guys can't do that? We can't call our buddies or homeboys 'boyfriends'?? If we do that, it means we're GAY. It refers to an intimate relationship. Why can't it refers to 'close male friends'? Is there something wrong with the grammar, or any particular structural grammar policy that I don't know about?

Girl to Boyfriend : Baby, I'm meeting my girlfriends tonight. We going for coffee.


(Guys version) : Sweetie, I'm gonna hangout with my boys tonight. U go play with the dildo, k?

Why can't the guy say : Sweetie, I'm meeting my boyfriends tonight...... it's Sunday remember?

(one of) THE GOD-FATHER of HOUSE - FRANKIE KNUCKLES

Nope, that's not Titus. It's Frankie Knuckles on crutches.

During dinner today, I was struck with 'sinus-attack'. Couldn't stop sneezing and the body started to shutdown. Initially, I had planned to visit an old buddy (mentor) Godwin P at Stereolab. The sinus was very bad that I wanted to just go home and snuggle up........ alone. Fortunately, my-other-half talked me into going to Pan Pacific hotel and just say 'Hi'. Why I said 'fortunately'.....? When we got to the lobby, met Godwin and Frankie, who was about to check-in. Yup, Frankie is gig-ing at Stereolab tmw night.

Some of you might be wondering..... "WTF am I so hard-up with Frankie Knuckles?" Well, to cut the story short, Frankie Knuckles to me is like Micheal Jackson to all you mofos. Yup, he's big in my books. Some of you might just brushed aside and say, "So what?? We met him before, hungout or jammed with him before...... bla, bla, bla....." Well, fark off...... Don't I have the right to look-up to someone?? Tis' my shit!! I say and do what I want!!

Anyway, Frankie was very cool when I asked for a photo. He even said something about the "SESAME STREET" tee I was wearing (not sure what it was but it was something like "I dig SESAME STREET...") So, we cuddled up for the photo, Godwin shook his head in disbelief and laughed. WTF, I grew up listening to HOUSE because of Frankie Knuckles. Then, we exchange handshakes and planned to hangout tmw at Stereolab. That means, Frankie in DJ console, me standing outside pretending to be cool. And for the next 2 hours, the sinus was gone and I was freakin' fine!! Could it be the music and sound at Stereolab? Could it be Frankie? or Could it be the lady by my side?

On the way home, the sinus struck again and I'm really feeling achy. Oh boy, gotta take medication......

Tis' ain't no revolution....... it's just love. (to each his own.....)


















There's more vidz, but I guess you get the drift.......

Now, bring back the soul in music.

Reincarnation or just a bad dream??

Closing Ceremony of the National Stadium - 30th June 2007

This morning I woke up, switched on the TV and had a great shock. Not 'big-shock'.... but 'great-shock'. When I switched on the TV, the repeat Singapore-Iran game was on. I wasn't shocked that Singapore lost, its expected, Iran is a very good team with lots of European-based players. I was a lil' bit amazed that the Singapore jersey is now sponsored by NIKE. I thought it was PUMA, then GRANDSPORT, then TIGER. Didn't even know there was a sports brand called TIGER.


Anyway, what was shocking to me was....... the NATIONAL STADIUM was still there!!!!! Wow!! Isn't it a miracle?? I thought it was gone ;-)?? Didn't they had a closing ceremony on 30th June 2007? Scheduled to be demolished end of 2007? Scheduled for the new Singapore Sports Hub in 2014?

Isn't this already 2010? Or am I ahead of time? Isn't 2007 was like 3 years ago? Why isn't the National Stadium being demolished yet? Not enough construction companies to do the job coz all rushing to finish the IR jobs?? Or, are they contemplating about the sports hub? Does the new sports hub is also a front to house the new 'foreign talents' that's gonna help represent Singapore in the future sport meets? And when they're done, they gonna go back to their mother-land and bitch about Singapore?

Or maybe, someone is contemplating whether the new sports hub is a worth investment or build more condominiums? We are short of the 8 million target of population in Singapore. Obviously, the condominiums is a better bet. We all know in Singapore, the music, art and sports scene will not make any of us millionaires. Why invest in these things??

So....... back in 2007, the government spent a hefty amount to celebrate the closure of national Stadium. Unfortunately, it didn't close. In fact, events are still running there and they are still collecting money for the events at the National Stadium. First, we 'helped' pay for the event to celebrate the closure, and now...... we still paying to get into the stadium to watch the games and events.

And, we seem to be celebrating about it........

(YAWN..........)

I was reading some stuff on cyber last night and stumbled on a local forum. I just realized that people are still talking about the Singapore Idol results, bashing each other's comments and and the same time postings racial comments all over the place. In fact, the SG Idol issue was also screened on Channel NewsAsia's BlogTV. Yes, it created lots of shit (as how we call it). Btw, I'm not blogging about the SG Idol....... I'm just giving my opinion about this crap.

Why are people still fussing over the SG Idol? It's over, Sezairi won, Sylvia came in 2nd. I didn't say she lost, but she came 2nd. What's wrong? So, another Malay won.... what's wrong? Is he gonna change the government? Increase road tax, ERP charges, take over government? NO right? If he has an album out under Universal Music, would it smash records? I don't think so coz less than 1% of locals actually support their own artiste. Then, why the fuss?

Personnaly, for me, as an industry insider, I would really love to see Sylvia win. It's because she can add some zest to the industry as a 'female soloist'. It doesn't matter if her album gonna do good or not, it doesn't matter if she is good enough for Asian Idol..... what I know, some of them will end up in the nightlife scene, in order to fulfill their ambition as full-time singers. On top of that, we would definitely wanna hear stories of label executives trying to get into Sylvia's pants. Oh c'mon......... it would be much interesting isn't it. Unfortunately, Sezairi won. And I think he is a better singer, performer, musician. Live with it. Why still bitch about it? We've got bigger issues!!!! Serious issues that we need to talk about and solve!!

People!! We need to find out where is the faggot that got groped by the banglas at Siloso Countdown Party!!! We need to find out if the faggot hid the lil' dingding in the ass, or, did he/she cut if off...??!! If it's really a faggot, why in the hell are people talking about it so much? Maybe they like to be groped by banglas..... at least they got some action. Whether they using ghee, butter or KY....... it doesn't matter isn't it??! Let it go, there isn't any Police reports about molest cases. Police are not searching, why do we even bother??!

If you wanna bother...... think about how much the Gatecrasher organisers lost during NYE?? That would be interesting to bitch about. Here's an advice to wanna-be promoters........ try listening to industry-players and not glorify your past.

Btw, there isn't much pictures to share for this post. But here's something to remind you of the faggots........

I told you they like it being groped.........

remember our ol' fwen.........??
(if this is your first time seeing this..... she's the one who forgot to tuck her balls in.)

HELLOOOOOOO.............!!



Oh damn!!!!! It's been really really a long time since I came here........ now that I have a lil' bit more time, I think I'm gonna start bitching, ranting, complaining and what not, here again. I've been pretty busy for the past year or so..... things have change a lil' bit since I left this blog. Nevertheless, there's gonna be some 'read-worthy' materials coming up your way. So, do keep a lookout on my FB account for updates.......... and don't forget to bookmark this site again. (I can here some people going 'HELL YEAH!!')

For a start..... here's an update of what I've been doing.

I've been a Superhero... saving young gullible rich girls.

made friends with inmates of IMH

hung-out with Zee Avi

got me-self a gerlfwen

and ..........

toned-up my abs...... ahem.

That should keep you busy for now....... maybe, I've gotta update the profiles and pics...... and maybe include new mixes. Till then, have a bad dream and stop ass-wiping people you don't like. Stand up for your farking right for once!!

Later bitch..........!!!