Friday, January 26, 2007

Sneak Preview of ..... Em... Ahem..... Em Studio

The resident DJ


The 'brainchild' cum conceptualist



where the hell is this....???!!



Em .... in the Toilet.



DJ console...



Bar Counter



Folks, we're opened!

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

February is just around the corner.. some say its the 'month of loveeeeee.....'

I overheard a friend talking today about what she expecting from her boyfriend. She was expecting a diamond ring and a proposal, or maybe, just a diamond ring. Then she goes all giggly about how romantic guys giving girls diamond ring, bracelet, bla, bla, bla.

Its sad that people are still ignorant about such things. how feeling works, and what its all about... how do you gauge a guy being romantic? .... arrr shut up girls!! now you say its not material things, flowers, chocs and all those gimmicks.... but the truth is you REALLY, REALLY want something.. right??!!

its ok..... we understand. we don't like it, but we understand.

oh btw..... I've got a friend doing a 'singles' party...... know wat I mean?? if you're up for it... e-mail me and I'll hook you up with them.

so, guys, you still getting the diamond ring/bracelet...??



remember this??
here's something for my buddy in China to think and find out....

IS IT TRUE THAT IN CHINA..... "ANYTHING MOVE, THEY EAT; ANYTHING RUN, THE BET!"

Monday, January 22, 2007



... you people brag so much about the government restricting pole-dancing and stuff.... now that its legalised... where were you??? another case of "all-talk-no-cock"??

for the whole of last year, I read over the forums, blogs, websites, .... hear complaints, dispairs, rants.... see hopeless souls sniggering.. all about the club/music scene in Singapore. People are bitching that the scene is 'cheesy', very-commercialised, posers, infested with Hip Pop and boring music. Actually, these complaints were mainly by DJs, musicians of the digital world and those who were 'hooked' on their visits to clubs in Europe.

I'm wondering what happens if such club really exist in Singapore... what are you people gonna do...?? bitch about the DJs?.. about the door-bitch?? bitch, bitch, bitch???

maybe, the reason why there isn't any such club here is because of people like YOU!!
ALL-TALK-NO-COCK!!

Now, since I've got your attention.... let me remind you again......

1. EM STUDIOS will open by next week...
2. its at Gallery Hotel, formerly known as Liquid Room (new owner, new management)
3. Please do not expect to listen to freaking Pussycat Dollah!! or any 50cent shit!!
4. No pole-dancing, no Mardi Gras girls, no RAIN-wannabe boys....
5. No Request 'coz its your 'whoever' birthday.
6. No dancing to lyrics from the songs (in fact, most tracks don't have anyone singing... bleh!)
7. No smoking in the club!!
8. Don't come if you don't like any of the above.
9. Get your FREE memberships/priviledges when you come and sign in under RAZAQ's guest.
10. Do not bring people who think "Daddy Yankee" is cool, or "DJ BOBO" is the best DJ in the world.

See you soon guys.... stay tuned to this blog.... you'll be first to be invited to 'aboveground' parties. Also watchout for some people that I have sent away to refresh themselves before we start the 'revolution'....

Yukun - sent to Pulau Pawai (learn how to 'duck' bullets, next time can 'duck' request)
Benjamin - sent to Beijing (learn the finer points of Shaolin mixing)
Mel - sent to ***** (soul-searching)
Pat - sent to Valentine's music (to destroy all the VMP cds, Anne say 'its OK.')
Sher - sent to Zouk (to seduce the Breaks guys, to come over to EM)

...... aiyah.... tired oredi la.....

this is the opposite of ALL-TALK-NO-COCK, its called TALK COCK!!

btw, I'm seriuos about the club...

Thursday, January 18, 2007

(the following post was taken from The Tektile Movement's blog, posted by Mel)

Finished an interview over the phone with X'ho.Interview would air relatively End Jan / Early Feb. I won't be spilling the replies over the blog but here are the questions (If I could remember in my daze)X':

1.It's been 2 years since I last interviewed you when you first returned from the states. Can you tell us more about the latest dbl O compilation; 'dbl O pres The Tektile Movement Records'?

2. The first song by Xtac was a great opener. Is he a new artiste?

3. Another one by Yukun who's a familiar name for many. How's his like?

4. 3volve. How do you pronounce that and who is he?

5. You have 3 tracks on that album, the fantastic 'Lansing Solitude' (Self plug hee) , and two others. Can u tell us what 'The Kokyu Curse' and 'Memoirs of a Jewish Man' are about?

6. Can u tell me more about Razaq, I've been hearing about him.

7. What are your plans like after this album?

And the famous 'one liner for the station'I hope I sounded sensual enough....enuff.

Tune in .
its been a freaky day.....

1. I woke up hearing Tarzan howling in my ear... (it was my phone's alarm tone)

2. Couldn't get the motorbike working... found out that the piston jammed!! damnit!... that means $$$$$$$.....

3. Hop on a cab to Gallery hotel for a presentation with the group's EXCO. taxi driver asked me...."you must me a musician?" I asked why did he say that? He said my hair and my glasses made me look like a musician.... (Huh??!!).. - Uncle, so early in the morning u take subutex oredi, ar???

4. During the presentation, a mosquito bit my forehead. Now, it looks like I have a hickey right in the middle of the forehead... and it HURTS!! ITCHY AND PAIN!!

5. at 3pm, got call from Mom. she's in the A&E with my sister. Lil' sis was sent to hospital, suspected of kidney infection!! damn!! I hope its just an infection. Now, she's warded and this big brother got to this and that and this and that...bla bla bla.

6. at 6pm, went to Gary Callicott's farewell party. He introduced to me his friend from LA, a music producer, DJ and sound engineer, who has worked with Seal, Bryan Adams, bla bla bla... now he wants to shift to Singapore and do the same thing...and expect to earn the same amount of money???!!! siao ang moh!!

7. A girl (whom I don't know - and looks lke super ah lian) came to the console and commented about the Tektile CD. (she got it from buying the Carlsberg bucket promo) She said the music was cool.... and .... she said "the 4th track is nice, but would be better if got someone sing. It sounds like Retro music."... wtf!! I realised that it was Yukun's track!! I was so amazed at how ignorant some people are. at the same time, it was funny...hahahahahahhahahaha
Yukun would slap himself if he was there lisening to the girl!!!

8. Left the club at 11.30pm, went down to carpark and freakout!! I thought someone stole my bike. Realised it's dead, left in the carpark at the apt... Someone just told me .. Go get a car!!

You know what..? only stupid people drive in Singapore..... show-offs!! lazy asses, posers and stuck-up-mercedes-muthafarkers!! traffic light every 50 metres, traffic jams, over-priced metals, ERP in every corners, bla, bla, bla... anyway, I don't like to drive, I like to be driven.

GOOD NIGHT, FOLKS! SWEET DREAMS. I hope tmw will be a better day.....

p.s. Some weird dude in rubber suits borrowed my car, but never return it back. if you see the car please call me at 6-225-5632.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

The Guys' Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear
"the rules "
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as SEX, MUSIC, the shotgun formation,
or SOCCER.


1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

But again, camping doesn't last more than 3 days........

Monday, January 15, 2007

Yesterday was a very exciting day......NOT!!!!!!!!!

I had my wish granted yesterday.... stayed home, no calls, didn't shower, had food delivered,lay in bed all day and caught the flu bug. unfortunately, its been awhile since I last did that... but when it really happen, I didn't enjoy it at all. Actually, I did enjoy some of it until the clock stikes midnight.

I got so restless and bored that I felt like I was prisoned in my own room. TV shows were crappy and I've runned out of good DVDs to watch. I tried watching other movies but it didn't help. Doze off every 3 minutes.

I even tried watching Pamela Anderson 'playing' with herself..... it didn't help. Not that it was boring... I didn't have the dvd... ;)

Stayed up till 6am.... switched on the tv, watch the National Anthem played on tv... and guess wat???

I fell asleep!!

..phew!! what a day!

Sunday, January 14, 2007

HEAR YE, HEAR YE,

People!!..... I'm acting on behalf my clients, World Club Concepts Inc, they are looking for a CLUB HOST/DOOR BITCH. Requirements as follows:

1. Male or Female
2. Strong Personality
3. Door Control / Guest management
4. Strong following and good contacts (local)
5. Must be able to travel
6. Strong command of English
7. VIP Services
8. Knowledge of Club Business

Grosss Salary : $40,000 (annual)

Ladies and Gentlemen, pass the word around. Anyone interested or knows who's interested, please email to worldclubconcepts@gmail.com or razak@emeraldhillgroup.com
I was watching a TV show the other day about how local guys propose to their girlfriendS. It showed the guy would bring the girl to dinner and asked if she would like to apply a HDB flat together......??? I thought it was funny.... true and funny. Some guys that I know would just say, "my parents want meet up with your family.." - well that's what some Malay guys do...

So far, I haven't hear or see any of my friends go down on their knees yet.(I they go down, but not on their knees..) Yea, of course it's more of the western culture to do that, but, is it really romantic to do that...? Most of the girls I talk to would want their boyfriends to propose in a very romantic way... go down on the knees, on the big screen, over the loudspeakers... bla, bla, bla,bla.....

has anybody tried listening to the guys how they prefer to propose...??

A guy is either romantic or not.... if he has a girlfriend, some way or another, he IS romantic. But most freaking rich guys are romantic, not by their actions, but something else...

I think I'm not romantic.... that's why I'm still stuck with work, lives with mommy, and sleeps alone on a mattress. I'm not worried whether I'm gonna be romantic or not... I'm more bothered about all the wars that's gonna happen this year.

mark my words, there's gonna be lots of political unrest everywhere in the world this year!!

till then, GIVE PEACE A CHANCE AND START LEARNING TO BE ROMANTIC....!!

Friday, January 12, 2007

Rockstar Soup-A-Nova



....you don't have to be a star, baby.... to be in my show...

Thursday, January 11, 2007



i got a feeling I'm gonna crack soon..... seriously.. I will!! unless, I get some 'crack'.... know what I mean....??

damn it.... its just the 2nd week of the new year. but the work load seems like it never moved since 2 years ago. I got 9 days of leaves forfeited due to not being able to use it. Not that I didn't want to.... I can't!! everytime I wanted to go away, something comes up.... some 'big' event shit... or some anniversary shit. I've been advise to clear my leaves right after the new year... guess wat..?? "New outlet opening.... you need to be around... and this outlet is your 'baby'....!"

In the middle of all this, I've got smart people around me telling me that I need a holiday. Of course I need a holiday!! and, I need money for the holiday!! give me the time and money... I'll go for a holiday... and if you're cool.... I might just bring you along!! damn it!!

Its been 6 months since my 'real' off day. 'real' off day means you don't think about work, no calls from work or people from work, no girlfriend or boyfriend bugging you to 'chat', etc. OFF DAY means, you switch off you brain, your phone, lay in bed all day with the TV/DVD. It helps better if you don't shower the whole day.

You guys at work who keep saying I should go back and rest, take a break, you look stress,.... bla bla bla..... stop it you morons!! you don't need to tell me that I looked stress!! I know!



some people talk shit when they're drunk, some eat shit when they're drunk. like me... I talk shit all the time.... and I'll let someone eat my 'shit'!!

Yukun's right!! we gonna be big this year.... I know I will.... MY FARKING STOMACH GONNA BE BIG!!

p.S. I'll be talking 'shit' the whole week....STAY AWAY!!

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

I was told that its a DOG-EAT-DOG world....... to succeed, sometimes one have to 'eat' its own kind. Is it really necessary?.... There's alot out there will say 'yes'..... I would understand why......

These few months, I experienced another term called CAT-F*CK-CAT!!




.... its just a tag I use to describe people whom always think that our kindness were meant to destroy them. a lot of times, I tried sharing my 'bits' of success with close ones..... but everytime, its being taken wrongly. A lot of times i tried pulling those behind/below, to come walk by side.... but everytime they think I'm trying to put them in danger......??

and the worst thing.... when I'm up there all alone..... they say I changed and tried to F*ck them up......

WTF!!!!!!!

I've got a weird feeling abt this year.... u see, I was born in the year of the PIG. I've got Chinese uncle and aunties telling me it's my year... I'm not superstitious or anything but.... if it's really true.... does it really worth anything....?? Is it really worth being 'up there' alone...?

A close friend said that I'm gonna be 'big' this year.... his feng shui master told him that.... what's big..?? my head or my balls...? how abt my bank account....??

quietly, we passed the 1st week of Jan.... nothing seems right for me.... but need to keep pushing and pushing..... for those who think my deeds are for something negative, that's up to u.... when I get back to my senses, I'll just leave you rotting 'down' there......

in the meantime, to all the backstabbers..... are you dying yet...??????

Monday, January 08, 2007

I was having lunch the other day at this japanese restaurant (not sakae sushi)in Great World City. Nothing fancy, just normal restaurant with decent sushi and other nippon delights. there's nothing wrong with the food service. It's just that I had a family sitting next table which really amazes me.

You see, this family next to me looks well to do. speaks excellent english, branded clothes and carried themselves well. What i didn't understand was, when its about time to order, Mommy took out a coupon for a free plate of sushi and asked to exchange with a set meal which cost double the coupon. In fact, she was bargaining with the waitress to give her a good deal. wtf!! the whole family's meal would not cost more than $50... and there she was trying to bargain for a meal with the waitress. the whole thing went on for more than 10 mins before the waitress came back with more ice water and another set of menu.......

damn!!! they look so nice, so 'affordable', so sophistacated...... yet so bloody stingy....? or maybe they just trying to be so bloody clever... in fact.... most rich people got rich b'coz they know how to make use of such things.....

but.....!!!

bringing your family to lunch using coupons...????? c'mon MOM!!!! your kids deserve better!!!!! daddy's wearing a Rolex watch (or is it Bolex).... saturday afternn eat at Japenese restaurant with coupons??

on the other hand, I could have own a Lambo if I do dat more often..... keep the black card at home and just use coupons.....
Razaq - The Tektile Movement Records


This is a video by some students from NAFA for their final year thesis. It came out tops and the crew all graduated with flying colors!!! the 'subject' was a lucky charm..... ;)

Monday, January 01, 2007

had a very bad start to the new year!!! Fark!!!!!! damn Fark!!
we're just into the first hour of 2007...... here I am in the office, running away from all the crazy people trying to get me drunk!! damn!! what the hell do u get from doing that......???!!recognition?? money?? fame?? shit!! I can't drink much for God's sake!!

here's a tribute to my boys at Coastes....

You guys saw the last sunset of 2006, and the first sunrise of 2007.... thanks for taking care of my DJ crew and all my guest who came to Coastes. its a waste that you guys don't want to compete with Cafe Del Mar..... with me around, I'm sure we could ring some heads... ;)

hold up your glasses and cheers to the beach boys!!

to my crew...... aiyah!! cannot say oredi!! give up!!

to my Tektile boys...... wtf happen to all of you??!! leaving me alone doing all the shit, carrying all the weight....!! its 2007... time kick ass again!

to the Trance boys - Yukun, Pat and Benjamin - let's do some shit and piss the nation again!! can't wait to start working with you guys!!

to my Mom..... tmw morning I want to eat nasi lemak and your fav sambal!!

to my extended family in EHG..... 2007 is my year.... make space for me or you'll regret it.... again. ;)

cheers, everyone!