Wednesday, September 27, 2006

after so many years, I still haven't got my question answered!! or maybe, I didn't wish to hear the answers.... it's all crap! what was it you asked....?? ..... well, it's like this....

Have you ever wondered why only people in America get to see the aliens...? UFO sightings, Area 51 and all that shit!! I mean, have u ever wondered why we only hear stories about UFOs and aliens from the US..... have you ever wondered why the aliens or the extra terrestrials never come to our country....?

what the f*ck! we've got tourist spots also, man! our shopping is good, varieties of food, clean toilets, bitchy women and politically correct cabbies. with all these, yet we couldn't get the real aliens here... (i'm not refering to the contra-band peddling aliens that u see at Kranji Road.) are the aliens afraid of our strict laws? are they afraid of the humidity or are they turned off by our local women who thinks they know everything coz they've been to Spain, and thinks that whiskey green tea is the coolest drink, ever!!!

Well, whatever it is.... the STPB needs to do something to lure the real aliens down to Singapore.... who knows, maybe they would teach the local mainstream a thing or two about listening to good quality music.....

Bring on E.T.!!!!.... stop calling home, dickhead!!

2 comments:

Benesia said...

I can volunteer to spread the news.. I heard little India here got some mysterious sightings!!! lots of them, especially on Sunday evenings.. they communicate through infrared red sensors... tell you.. they are scary!!!

razaq said...

hey ben, if u see them again just scream.....CHARGE!!!!!