*Take note fans of this blog and fellow bloggers......... this blog page will be taken out in 7 days. Thank you for all the support, response and motivation during my presence here. For future correspondence, you can find me via Facebook, Hotmail, MySpace or .......... The Straits Times.

Good Luck and God -Speed

Be a traveller, not a tourist.

When you are a tourist, you'll only find shopping malls, restaurants, bad service, crap food and cheating taxi drivers. In fact, some will charge you for having your photos taken with a monkey.

A traveller usually ends up in someone's place having the best family dinner, shop from a run-down shack and spent $5 for a t-shirt that says, "Tuesday is Milk-Day". Travellers don't meet cheating taxi drivers but friendly cyclist who lets you ride on their motorbike into the next town, and, you'll get to take fugly photos that express 'eternal freedom'......

Usually the traveller gets to ............... the village-head's daughter, and you'll live happily ever after......

Regardless of race, language or religion.....

So as to achieve horniness, prosperity, and progress for our......

This is Hypo-Matic....... 'live' in Phuket - 18th Aug 2008.

If God uses Mac, he would be listening to KISS......

Shit man!!! I missed this party!!...... I heard they serve fresh milk.

What's playing on your iPod, iPhone, iPod Touch, MacBook, Serato, discman, walkman, MP3 player........

Mine is ................




"Nasi Wa Woo Ji Pa Ban,........ Wa wooo Ji Pa Ban......."

10 Reasons Why You Should Date a Russian Gymnast

1. They are THE Eastern Europe beauties...... with talents.

2. Well-toned bodies, fit and properly-aligned. Muscles in parts of bodies that you can't imagine.

3. They look good in gym-clothings, costumes and God-knows-what-else.

4. They have very good sense of rythm.

5. Flexible in any positions, any angle, any situation.

6. Composed, confident and cool.........

7. Has the ability to smile in difficult situations and positions.

8. Should date them now before they grow old and become Russian sluts in Orchard Towers.

9. Can insult them in Hokkien and they won't get angry (unless they understand).

10. Can teach them Hokkien, yet they won't get angry if you insult them....... in Tamil!

Aight......!! Enough already! You people gotta stop with asking me the same question this past 2 days....... Yeah, that's my real tongue, no, its not a prop. Yeah, its kinda longer than the average human. Does that make me a freak.....?! Some of you may find it freaky, some may start imagining things. Whatever it is...... its not gonna make me any richer. So, quit with cynical gestures. For all you know, I'd be the 'lucky' one........

Clicks & Clitoris.........

Up yours, biatch!!

You haven't seen anything, yet!

Carnales......

Cholos.....

Banditos & Burritos

Sneak preview of what's gonna come in the next few postings........

BLAST FROM THE PAST ...........!!!


All the ghost of yesterdays are popping out from everywhere.........


and maybe..... I should go back to wearing sarongs and dreadlocks again. And of coz.... start lazing at the beach again. Work can wait......

As this post is in progress, the NDP 08 is concurrently running on tv or wherever that place is. And the only reason I had to post this is because I can't believe the lack of creativity, sources, ideas and everything else for this year's NDP 08. I can't remember when was the last time that NDP was really really a bore. It is sooooooo boring and uneventful that I don't even have any picture or video to resemble such bore........ You are really living up to your name, SINGABORE..........

There was literally nothing to gawk at..... What happen to the knowledge of technology, concepts and style? Now, it really resembles the clubbing scene and other entertainment ideologies.... BORING!

Throughout the parade, all they had was boring patriotic songs and all the uniform groups. It is really looking like the North Korean National Day. And....... what the hell does the ERA property developer group involve in the march?? Water fountains and sprouts for NDP 08?? Hallo, if wanna see all that, we can go Bugis everyday la!!! Sentosa also got water fountain and fireworks every night!!

Maybe this year not enuff budget coz all the money has gone to the F1 events?? Nah....... i don't think so..... I'm sure there are tight-ass-high-ranking-muthafarkers who think that they are the 'creative' ones, fickle and waiting-for-their-friend's-advice........ just like any other people in the many companies in Singapore.

Btw, this Monday the clinics are gonna make lots of money........ the people involved in NDP are all gonna report sick, citing fever from the rain.... heheeehhe......

National Day should be celebrated in a different manner for once.......... no parades, rehearsal, traffic jams and such....... They should give a 10% tax rebate to the tax payers for contributing to nation building, No ERP for 1 week leading to 9th of August, and on 9th of August, there shouldn't be any telco charges to Singapore citizens........ and stop giving medals to old people who are dying soon....... give it to people like us who actually put Singabore in the international scene. Stop inviting old people to Istana for dinner, invite Aldrin, Yukun, Me, Rattle, Godwin, Ollie, Electrico, The Great Spy Experiment, and others like us. The government personnel should try the JagerBomb during national Day dinner....... it'll be fun. Trust me.....!!

And I don't understand why they play the U2 song - Beautiful Day during the NDP....?? They should play my song - WHO SHOOK MY WHORE...?! - Let the younger generation understand what the real world sounds like....!!

How? can or not?

Pic courtesy of an ol' buddy from school......... (thanks to Facebook)

I look so sacred, innocent and fragile......... and sober.........

Those were the days.........

Onward we march......... for the future......??



Birthday celebrations...?? Who's doing the 'blowing the candles'....?? Come forth thy insigny.........

To all the staff of EMERALD HILL GROUP.........

here's something to look forward to for your upcoming staff party in Phuket.


Don't forget your digicam and handycam, rubber, moolah, and most important.... your sense of humour. Once a year, I get to be bitchy in front of the 'home' crowd. Don't try to warn me to 'behave properly', I will not behave. Too many tails to step on, too many butt to 'bitch-slap', and too many hearts to break.

Every year, you farkers go holiday but I have to keep things going..... NO PROBLEM!! This time I'll do it my way.....!!

After the last party in Patong beach 2 years ago......... I wonder who MISSed PHUKET?

Last night I had the honour of mixing ('live' sound) for one of the best local band to date, THE GREAT SPY EXPERIMENT. The location is not worth mention for as its not conducive for such band. Nevertheless, the music was awesome, the band was professional enough to 'rock' it even though there were lots of technical glitches. The crowd was kinda very 'plastic'. Not sure if they enjoyed it or even understand what's goin' on.

Next week will be another gig with them, but I don't think I'm gonna handle the mixing board this time. I'd rather go watch movie.........