Be a traveller, not a tourist.

When you are a tourist, you'll only find shopping malls, restaurants, bad service, crap food and cheating taxi drivers. In fact, some will charge you for having your photos taken with a monkey.

A traveller usually ends up in someone's place having the best family dinner, shop from a run-down shack and spent $5 for a t-shirt that says, "Tuesday is Milk-Day". Travellers don't meet cheating taxi drivers but friendly cyclist who lets you ride on their motorbike into the next town, and, you'll get to take fugly photos that express 'eternal freedom'......

Usually the traveller gets to ............... the village-head's daughter, and you'll live happily ever after......