10 Reasons Why You Should Date a Russian Gymnast

1. They are THE Eastern Europe beauties...... with talents.

2. Well-toned bodies, fit and properly-aligned. Muscles in parts of bodies that you can't imagine.

3. They look good in gym-clothings, costumes and God-knows-what-else.

4. They have very good sense of rythm.

5. Flexible in any positions, any angle, any situation.

6. Composed, confident and cool.........

7. Has the ability to smile in difficult situations and positions.

8. Should date them now before they grow old and become Russian sluts in Orchard Towers.

9. Can insult them in Hokkien and they won't get angry (unless they understand).

10. Can teach them Hokkien, yet they won't get angry if you insult them....... in Tamil!