Tuesday, March 16, 2010

The photo above was taken from Sunday's issue of the
Berita Harian (Malay newspaper)
.

While the whole of Singapore's media has been busy with Jack's rendezvous stories, the local Malay newspaper has a bigger story for its community. It is so big, that it took the whole of the front page with bold colours. Well, they have to be bold. The subjects apparently are bold, loud and proud.

The headline was "PRETTY BOYS"

Yup, I just found out that we have an increasing problems with Malay 'Pretty Boys'. Errr....... problems?? Why got problem? They are boys, pretty, and........?? Do they cause problems? Did they kill young kids? Did they impregnate young girls? Did they rape any 45yr old women? Were they involved in any rioting, gang fights or illegal gatherings? Does these boys go to the DJ console, threaten my DJs to play some crappy Tektonik music so that they can chant their HDB estate?

From what I've seen, these 'Pretty Boys' are guilty of dressing too loud for the public's comfort, spend too much on make-up, always seen with dance crews and yes, sometimes they are just too irritatingly loud. Especially, when they see a good-looking caucasian. Are these people a threat to our community? To our race and culture? Maybe, they can be an embarassment to their families, but, what did they do so great that it is becoming a PROBLEM?

Some of us are born gifted in a certain way. They are are just overly-gifted, maybe because GOD loves them so much and wanted them to see the world in different ways. While some of us snigger and bitch about them, here's a thought.......... are we any different from any of them? Are we any better than them? Before you answer these questions, make a little cut on your wrist. If your blood colour is as red as these Pretty Boys, save your answers for another day.

But, if your blood is purple in colour, do give me a call. I wonder if it taste differently.

Biatch.........

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