Hercules & his Toy Boy

Hercules is hailed as a Greek God. To the female of the species, Greek Gods have very well-toned body, strong,.... in short - hunks of hunks! To men, Greek Gods are just myth that they read the comics of Clash of the Titans..... But to my understanding (my own understanding) Greek Gods are Gods for the people from Greece. duh!

Hercules was supposedly to be the 'strenght icon' for men. In fact, he's the men's icon. Symbol of all men. Unfortunately, the statue above showed the real Hercules in the eyes of the ancient Europeans. The statue showed Hercules with his toy boy. Why would people wanna immortalize their God, hero, icon, bla, bla, bla.... in such a way.... with his toy boy.

Hercules may not be the perfect gentlemen, but he COULD be what men really are....?
Maybe hercules is really gay..... no wonder the sunday boys only work their upper torso.... just like the statues......
Why do people hail Hercules as a God if he's Gay....?
Maybe the artist was Gay... his interpretation of 'happy' is Hercules with a toy boy.

But what's worst is that they should at least shave the toy boy's beard..... he looks uninviting!! That's not even a toy boy..... more like a 'short toy uncle'!

I'm looking for an example of a Geek God.... yes Geek.