GUESS WHO'S COMING IN DEC.......?????

What's on this week......??


The after-party of the Launch of Funk-Shoppe at Cathay Building. We're talking about fashion-whore and pop-bastards infesting the outlet with their version of Helloween. We're expecting it to be hell-of-a-party. BADBOYBEN, DJ G & METHAMPHIBIAN (these guys are like Jean-paul Gaultier of Malaysia's underground) - I was told......


No introduction needed. No more explanation. No more guestlist. No freeloaders. No 'Dirrty-Electro'. No models-wannabe. No cowboys,no cowgirls, no fat cows and definitely no ah-kau. No suspended-monkeys or monkeys in suspenders. No Bananas in pyjamas ......... but there might be Rabbit in-toxicated....

"....Every rose has it thorns.... every boboy has 2 horns......."

It is very dis-heartening looking at my staff working their heart out on saturdays. They tried putting in their best efforts to serve the 'less-fortunate' models but what did they get out of it....??? rudeness, sarcasm and reactions that the common species don't deserve.

How would you feel about people coming to your club, shouting for free drinks, demanding for 'other' music, louder sound, f*cking in the toilet and tells u how to run your 'block'......

I'll contribute when my contribution counts...... I'll give when accepting is noble, .... for now, I'll be waiting for the day when "BEAUTIFUL" is taboo, and knowledge is "BLISS".......

Its Sunday, gonna go chillout at Coastes and catch prawns later at night.......

Get a rest kiddos......

Ciao......

Denon DJ Networking Nite and Launch of the HC-4500





Once again, thanks for the support and to all who came for the Denon DJ Networking Event and Launch of the new media controllers.

Watch out for the next get-together event......

Thank You!!!

There were many faces that we've never seen before. Nevertheless, it was all good with the right party vibe. Thank you, thank you and thank you.

The video will be out soon...... in the meantime, here's some pic to remind wat had happen (in case you were not sober enough to remember)











BTW, here are answers to some questions posed to me last night......

Q: Did Yukun give you the tracks to play?
A: No.

Q: Were you playing from a Progressions non-stop cd?
A: No. Can't you see the vinyls?

Q: Is this still Liquid Room?
A: No.

Q: What's in the test-tube?
A: Dunno.

Q: Can you tell the DJ to take of the Guinness hat, its a TuBorg event.
A: Err.....ok. Can I have a TuBorg hat then?

Q: Wanna come back to my place?
A: ......errr.....


(i just made up the last question....... hehehe ..... no that lucky..*sigh*)

J-STAR (JSTARMUSIC/UK)



JSTAR has struck gold with his blends/edits of reggae instrumentals & hip-hop accapellas released on limited 7 inches. having found their way into the bags and sets of every dj worth their salt including grandmaster flash, norman jay, francois k and the late great john peel they have been causing a stir in clubs worldwide. as well as these great bootlegs he has been kept busy remixing tunes for DJ Vadim, Black Grass, SWAY, Mic Assassin and Ms Dynamite one listen to these dance-floor gems give you an exact idea of the energy and style of this man's dj sets. Mixing up a blend of reggae inspired beats from hiphop to drum n bass, from ska to soul.


"the king of the naughty re-jig!!" - If Music?

"reggae's finest bootlegger" - eathebeat.co.uk

"better than anything else that's occurring on the mash-up circuit" - Vibe

"guaranteed to put a smile on your face" - groove distribution

"J Star is the years best pure party shizzle mash up dj bar none" - Dub boy Dub Specialist

www.myspace.com/jstarmusic

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Watchout for the next Rightclicka party at eM Studio....... its gonna be massive, just like the previous ones. Not for the cheezy-heads, faint-hearted nor monkeys-in-suspenders. Musically-inclined, fashion-bastards and society-retards..... this is your party. Unfortunately, due to the over-whelming response... we had to close the guestlist.

Once again, to everyone's surprise..... I was given the task to warm-up for JStar. I'm surprised too..... Mash-ups and bootlegs of everything are not my game even though I do dig them..... but the Rightclicka boys think we gonna rock the party. As DJs/musicians..... music comes from within. If its in you..... it'll stay there with you. So, lets see what I can come up with....

I've said it before.......,"..you don't know who I am, until you've walked the same lane..."

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In the meantime, don't forget tonight's party at eM Studio - Dazed Out with Yukun & Jong....
classic trance floorfillers and anthems. Its our own HellO-Weenie party. 1st 100 with headress gets a complimentary TuBorg. Anyone in full-costume.....gets a tray of Razaq's "Weenie-shooters-in-test-tube".

Oh, don't tell anyone yet, but I might be taking early sets.....

"you mean Razaq know how to play Trance..??!!"

- just put 2 tracks together and start jumping... it works all the time....... especially on Saturdays. ;)

Super-Tangkap to the max!!!!!

My work desk - not bad for a person who never went to a computer school. 3 workstations - Mac OS, Linux OS & Windows.... all in one table....... now.... who your daddy??!! Biatch!!

Next..... putting on the mixers, trigger finger, midi controllers and a drawer full of tit-bits.

Here's something to warm you guys up beore this friday's Dazed Out Party. If all's well....... I reckon its gonna be another crazy night. Hopefully, the punters come in full force......... latest news........ we've got the smoke machine in, strobe lights were causing mayhem last saturday...... I think I go get the small lasers. wat do you say??!!

this week, no more shooter glasses...... I'm not gonna break anymore glassses..... we'll go with something else. SURPRISE!

we gonna shoot some videos tis friday and will include the video in the next Dazed Out Promo cd.

I'm falling in love again......... with Collette...... super-tangkap session. Next big LAVA night will see me on decks, Maya Nova on vocals and Marc Anthony on Sax. How? Can?

We'll keep you updated.

Its twisted and complicated....... but that's part of life. No, we're not together. Sorry to disappoint all of you who were expecting something...... but not yet. Its just one of those times that we need to be in each other's arms, and smell each other's hair. Emo is good for the ego....... Maybe because we all came from a wedding....... Love was all around....... maybe.

RSVP by tuesday.......... please.

After watching this clip...... i've decided that i will quit after Nov. Yes, I'm quitting DJing after 15yrs. These 2 kids put me to shame. Their skills put me to shame. I'm not sure what other DJ-wannabe think, but SHAME ON YOU!! Some DJs jump around like monkeys, some talk shit but can even mix properly, some drop names but can't drop bombs to play the game, some just do jack-shit but can't DJ at all....

Look closely.... these are kids who have he basics and technics right..... the basics of working on the turntables. I was told that there are people who call themselves DJs but can't even work on a turntable.... yet demanding high-price tags for gigs that has no meaning. Unfortunately, there are ignorants who actually paid them.

Whatever la.......

"..... you don't know who I am, until you walk the same lane...." - djRazaq esquire

Here's part of a report with regards to the recent shootings in "CRAZY USA" yesterday........

During the massacre at Columbine High School massacre in April 1999, two students, Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, embarked on a shooting rampage, killing 12 students and a teacher, as well as wounding 24 others, before committing suicide.

"That shooting led to a period of introspection across the United States as the country briefly contemplated the downside of its celebrated "gun culture" but in the end, failed to pass laws or make other changes that would have made firearms less available.

A similar reaction followed the shooting in April of this year of 32 people by mentally disturbed student Cho Seung-Hui at Virginia Tech University, who also turned his arm on himself.

The Federal Bureau of Investigation reported last month that more than 1.4 million murders, rapes, robberies and assaults were committed around the United States last year, or a violent crime every 22 seconds.

The number of victims of violent crime in the United States last year was the equivalent of the entire population of European Union member Estonia or the African state of Gabon falling victim to murder, rape, robbery or assault.

The rate of violent crime was up by 1.9 percent compared with 2005, with murders climbing by 1.8 percent to nearly 15,000 cases last year."


Soon they are gonna debate again about gun control..... and will never get anything done. What they should actually do is..... Let people have guns and rifles and an other firearms. No gun-control crappy stuff. However, they should put a higher price on bullets.... like 1 bullet cost $5'000. Then, you'll make the crazy people thinking. Poor people can't be going around killing other people coz they can't afford it...... rich people can afford to kill, but is it worth putting $5000 in someone's head? And also, they should only sell bullets in "ADULT TOYS" stores. The thought of killing someone may change after looking at toys....... crazy people's mind revolve every 3 seconds. Trust me..... I know. I've got letters to prove.

New mixes are up on the Flash player......

For those who prefere mash-ups, funk, old-skool hip-hop and rootz music, do check-out BOMBS mix. Keeping the vibe alive with some funky tunes, courtesy of JonH (FortKnox 5). Comments please......

Not forgetting those who's into some sexy, emo shit...... do check-out AngelDeelite3. That's what we call the 'Tangkap-Session' - 'steam-kodok'...... good for pre-clubbing and house parties with close friends. Still as tight as ever.......

The arrival of a new member at the club could prove to be the turning point of all things. We are hoping to see changes soon and bring back what the Studio was meant to be. Backed by a history not many locals has done for the clubbing scene, this guy has what it takes to make our vision realise that its time has come. Is this the Ray-of-Light that we have been waiting for....??

Only time will tell........

Me & cuz (Dina) in Fremantle..... we hang-out when I was there.....

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I was reading the local Malay news paper today about a 17yr-old mother of a 6-mth old baby, who just found out that she is suffering from cancer. Her mother who is 35 yrs old, was by her side, The report was about how they're gonna cope with medical bills and stuff.

What actually caught me was their age. The mother is 35yrs old, she is 17yrs old with a 6-mth old baby. Geez!!! At 35yrs old, she's already a grandmother!! Does that mean I'm as old as a grandfather...???!!! AM I THAT OLD..???? shit!!


On a different note..... spent Saturday afternoon at the beach with an old friend and her baby boy. Nothing much to say but I thought I handled the baby well. (better than the dad, as I was told...... hmmm...??) I'm quite natural with babies and kids (the good ones, not lil' devils)..... that's a side that not many people know. Now you know.... There are photos but don't think its appropriate to put it up here.

Looking at the two stories I had for the weekend..... it made me re-think if its my time....again? Could it be a sign of .......? Is this a 're-call'....? Is my time coming soon....? Whatever it is, I'm not gonna jump and start pressing buttons for no reason. However, any potential candidates are welcome to submit their applications via e-mail ....... or come and hook-up on FaceBook.

By the way, the photos in this post has no relevant significance to any of the stories here.


"Oh mercy Lord Lama..... Please accept my humble offering, and I request with all your almightyness to extinguish everything shitty and dodgy. I beg for your merciness to bring back commen sense and stop idiocrisy, and bless us with sunshine instead of cloudy smoke of dust....."

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Was talking to an uncle today about what he saw in Johore Bahru, then saw the report on newpaper and tv.........

Yesterday, a jewelry shop in JB was terrorised by 3 locals armed with parangs and a hammer. They went into the shop and started breaking all the showcase and tried to loot the items on display. Unfortunately, some people in the shop had tried helping to stop the robbers. During the scuffles and chaos, One of the robbers fell and was beaten by the locals who were there. The other 2 got away......

The funny thing was...... during the scuffle, one of the robbers had shouted and begged to stop..... and asked for the people who was beating him that he needs his inhaler as he was suffering from asthma attack. They actually stop, got him the inhaler which was in a bag, gave it to him, let him use the inhaler and continued beating him when he was done!!! They continued until the police came.

What the f*ck was that all about....?! Is that cruelty or mindful.......?? You decide. But it sure cracked me up.......

Its like..... they'll steal from Singaporeans, then give some spare change to get back across the Causeway. However, that is neither cruel or mindful.... its just plain insulting. ; /

Shit!! Its monday again!