THIS BLOG IS BEING POLICED AND MONITORED BY RELEVANT AUTHORITIES, AND ITS UP-TIGHT COUNTER-PARTS, DUE TO ITS HUMOROUS CONTENT AND INDEGENIUS RANTINGS. WE APOLIGISE FOR ANY INCONVINIENCE.

FOR GOSSIPS AND PERSONALISED BITCHINGS....... THE WRITER AND PARTNER-IN-CRIME WILL BE AT EM STUDIO TONIGHT (SPY VS SPY), NEXT FRIDAY (HOUSEBANDITS) AND FOLLOWING FRIDAY (EK DENON DJ AMBASSADOR PARTY).

AFTER-HOURS BITCHING IS ALSO AVAILABLE. PLEASE PROVIDE AN INTIMATE, CONDUCIVE AND COMFORTABLE SETTINGS TO MAXIMISE AFFECTION OF THE SESSIONS. (and also, please provide breakfast/lunch)

*this one-off promotion includes - OIL-MASSAGE, BODY-2-BODY RUB, EAR-LOBE NIBBLES, AND BELLY-BUTTON TICKLES. PLEASE BE INFORMED THAT NO ANIMALS WILL BE HARMED DURING THESE SESSIONS.

More details are available at the convinience store in Gallery Hotel.