WHAT'S NEW??!

Friend : Bro, got new club opening tonight. Let's go check it out!

Me : Check what out??

Friend : Check la.... see what they have, who DJ,what system, drink prices, bla, bla, bla.....

Me : Err..... isn't it the same everywhere?

Friend : But it's new..... maybe got something new.....

Me : Bro.... same operators from those clubs before.....

Friend : Maybe they are smarter now?

Me : What's new? Servers wear only G-strings? DJ, music, system? People all trying to look cool, hold 1 glass of champagne all night? Whatever they have at the bar, I'm sure there are other bars have it also. Whatever new music they play, I'm sure it will change in 3 mths time. Looking at the history of the previous clubs, it's gonna be 'hit & run' again??

Friend : Just go la, bro. Check how the girls are......

Me : Errr.... same la, bro. Unless the girls have that 'thing' down there that can talk or sing like Lady Gaga.... I'll go.

Friend : Ya la.... KNN!!