- here's a message to all the DJs wannabe, superstar DJs(they think the are), purist DJs and not forgetting the real DJs who are out there earning a living..... be it in Orchard Towers, Boat Quay, Clarke Quay, Mohd Sultan, Joo Chiat, Tanjong Pagar and everywhere else. Please don't take this too hard, its just a personal feeling.

By looking at the picture, not many may realised that the 3 guys with me are actually well known DJs who have had their glory days and still doing it to this present day. We've got Herrmen - former Entertainment Manager for Fire Disco outlets in Malaysia, Greg 6Fingers - former GodFather of Culture Club in glory-Boat Quay, and lastly Joewali - the legend. Yeah, he is a legend. Not many know that this guy actually changed the look and standard of the local DJs and also how people party in the 80s, in Singapore.

Here's a little history to all the children....

Back in the 80s, Joe started as a dancer in clubs. The dancers back then are not like what u see today.... they were real dancers. (Nowadays, anybody's a dancer, provided you can sell shooters, alcohol and look good in micro skirts.) Joe went on to represent Singapore in the World Dance Champioships, in London. When he came back, he joined TMF (The Music Force). His partner was Moe Alkaff. (ok.... if you're reading this and don't know who Moe Alkaff and The Music Force, please go and try suck your own dick... go.)

Both of them were residencing at Top 10, creating madness in the nightclub industry with their antics and stuffs. Sometime, in mid-80s, the Straits Times ran a poll to select the best local DJ in Singapore. Joe pipped Moe to the title and sales at Top 10 went sky-rock!! At that time, no DJ party like they did, dancing, spinning, rapping, and lots of gimmick which actually, made them stars.

Months later, the console became too small for them and Moe moved on to Vegas and became gay.......(I WAS KIDDING, muthafucker!!... it was a joke. relax!!)

Joe moved on and took charge of the Fire Disco team of entertainers around the region.

15 years later, he came back to join me and made dbl 0 the No.1 party club in town... yeah, we're a party club..... call us cheesy or candy.. but we rock big time.....

Its dis-heartening for all my DJs who have to play cheesy tunes every night, when the fact is they are really into quality stuff.... Joe was into progressive stuff, but now I've influenced him to the world of 'love music' - HOUSE! ..... He's really into those funky house stuff but things are not always what u want....

I'm a lil' bit fortunate..... I've got Tektile gigs to feed my hunger... playing deep house with all the talented musicians.... plus we've got our CD out. (eat my shorts, biatch!!!)

the motive of the story is ......

1. DJs are entertainers..... u have to entertain. don't just stand behind the console and hope for someone to come and suck your dick!
2. You became DJs because of music, love for the music. So, stop talking shit about other DJs or other people, just spin that wheel. Its all about the music.
3. Good tunes are good tunes, the genre doesn't matter. If you got a job as a DJ playing scouse mickey-mouse music..... and you enjoyed it....good for you. don't give a flying fark about anybody who hates it.
4. When you look good, you feel good. when u feel good, you'll play good, when u play good.... the cock-suckers will come.....duh!!

Peace Out y'all.... catch you in the next class.....WHORE SHOOK MY F*CKING WHORE!!

CONAN THE BARBARIAN