Sunday, March 11, 2007

We just launched our 13th outlet - ICE COLD B's @ SMU. yup, a beer bar in SMU. nothing to be proud of but people seem to think that its a cool idea. considering Singapore wants to be an education hub, having a pub in a school is JUST we need right now!! ; )

We really need to teach the younger generation that if you get stressed out over studies, relationship, family problems, peer pressure.... all u need to do is DRINK! btw, show your student's card and you'll get 30% OFF!!!

What happen to 'moral obligation' to the younger generation? don't blame us. the governing people started this..... they want excitement, 'groung-breaking', bla, bla, bla..... and also.... the casinos are coming.. that'll help.

While the lecturers teach business in the theatre, we teach something else. Like which beer will not kill you, which beer will turn the girls on, or even, which kind of beer will make you a better MAN. It goes the same with the opposite sex.

But there's something that I find interesting during my time there. We all know that the SMU girls are HOT! coming to school in micro skirts and shorts that would kill grandma. they claim that its freaking cold in the lecture rooms and classes. that's why they carry sweats and cardigans. but what do they do with the lower part of the body? Frankly, it'll be hard for me if I was the lecturer... I mean HARD.

They guys are predictable. Always in soccer jerseys and bermudas and a cap. nothing interesting. Typical local boy.

And what about US trying to please these young boys into becoming regulars at the outlet. They get bloody swell headed that they think they can change things......

"hi!..... I'm Ah Beng S.O.B... I'm a regular here, I know your boss. can you please play some music from my iPod? " - WTF!! you know my boss?! i know ur MOM and wat she's wearing!!
next time will be - "hi, its my birthday, can you play my iPod..?? - yeah sure!! why don't you go play with yourself with your iPod!!

I remember my Uni days at MIT... we had our own hangout pub. that place was where many lost their virginity, future, pride and even life. Maybe its a long way from MIT, but shit happens everywhere.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The I-pod part is damn funny..I was laughing non stop. Thanks god it is not from the "cock-teaser" or the "slutty" one...haha! Fran