10 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULDN'T BE A DJ........


1. Because it is soooooooo over-rated

2. People thinks you're a jukebox

3. Everybody else wanna be a DJ

4. Because people thinks its easier to get laid......

5. Its not as COOL as it use to be....

6. There's enough crap DJs in town

7. There is NO such thing as "SuperModel DJs"

8. DJs have shorter life-span (especially if you talk too much)

9. Rather be loafer than a DJ

10. So that other DJs don't relate you to other animal species..........