Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both Disappear at
night.
Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.
Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward...forward. ...backward...forward. ...backward.
....forward. .. stop and eject.
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it
doesn't come means you are in big trouble.
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.
Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby
looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.
Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I
have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.
Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters
the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
Answer: The boy's hand.
If you think you're down on luck, think again. "Screwed and getting screwed.... bad-luck is an understatement." Unless, you're as sadist as the mouse.
5 comments:
Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
Answer: The boy's hand.
Hummm... The mosquito is GAY..
Hello... mosquitoes that bite are all FEMALE moquitoes... that's why when you smack a mosquito... you can't see any balls. a pair of titties, maybe... in some cases.
:p
At with most cases, it is the FEMALE mosquito, but this one is MALE, I sure because it went into a girl's skirt...
And for tht, no one suppects it is Gay and eventually bit the BOY's hand instead... GAYness!
;)
oi!! allo..!! got problem with Gay people or Gay mosquitoes ar...?! Gay is Happy..... anything wrong wit being happy?.....
scientifically, males mosquitos have a short life span and the chances of humans SEEING a male mosquito is as good as being hit be an asteroid from Pluto.
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