YOU KNOW YOU'RE TOO OLD TO STAY WITH YOUR MOM WHEN.............

1. ...... you come home and there's nothing to eat.... for the past 10 days.

2. ...... she mix your boxers with your dad's.

3. ...... Sundays are meant for you to bring her to Johore.

4. ....... She and everybody else in the house prefers using your shampoo and shower gel.

5. ....... she prefers being in your room and surf on the internet.

6. ....... she thinks you're gay.

7. ....... she starts cleaning your room the moment you go to shower.

8. ....... she let you sleep till 11am on a Monday morning.

9. ....... she ask you to burn the lastest Dangdut music from Indonesia

10. ....... all the nephews come and she lets them play in ur room coz you have lots of 'toys'.......