In conjunction with the weekly charity drive, here are the .......
THINGS YOU SHOULD NOT DO TO MODELS (or else.... we'll report it to the SPCA)
1. Give them too many drinks (they'll get drunk, lost conciousness, and report that their drink was spiked)
2. Look at them...... (coz they'll think they are really beautiful)
3. Smile at them......(coz they'll ask for more free drinks)
4. Show them where the toilets are.... (they think its a love nest)
5. Help them down the stairs..... (time consuming, just push them down. Its faster)
6. Give them cigarettes.... (they'll tell others to take from you)
7. Play their favourite song..... (coz they'll start dancing and its an awful sight)
8. Play "WHITE HORSE" ...... (some wants to be a jockey, while others try singing in their native, eastern european language)
9. Take their photos..... (it'll spoil your camera)
10. Don't speak in English.... (coz they'll try asking 20 other stupid questions to irritate you)
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Never make them feel welcomed (they might stick around longer)
Never mingle with them (you'll become as dumb)
Never say yes if they want to use the console as a luggage counter (you'll be swamped with countless counterfeit designer bags)
Never say the name "Alexis" (that's the name of their freeloader God)
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