Sunday, February 03, 2008

Recently in the news, there have a number of reports regarding the sex photos of Hong Kong celebrities. Last night, I had the unfortunate opportunity of looking at those photos. Why I said "unfortunate", is because...... it was one of the most ugly photos that I have ever seen. No, it didn't turn me on, No, I don't want to be in that position, and No, it doesn't compliment any of the celebrities of their stature, especially the women. If you've seen the photos and wondering what's so ugly.....?? Remember this, or something that look like this??


For those who have not seen it....... the ladies in the photos had some parts of their bodies looked like this!! No prizes for guessing where..eewwwww!! That's like not bad enuff, the guy (Edison) was 'down there'..... eating 'it'.... eewwww, eewwww (times 2)!!

Don't get me wrong. I give respect for guys who please their women that way, but, ewwwww!

I'm beginning to think if the waxing business in Hong Kong isn't that good, or the women there are afraid of getting Brazilian wax. In fact, have they even heard of Brazilian wax??! In case they're reading this....... or whoever is not yet informed of the 'Brazilian wax'...... here's some help....

www.Honeypot.com.sg

www.Strip.com.sg

All the help you need is there, myths about waxing, Do's & Don'ts, and also the after-care. Someday, you gonna thank me for this....... Maybe it'll answer some questions as to why your boyfriends never try 'eating' you up.... and maybe, after your trip to the wax boutiques and your boyfriend STILL not going down, maybe you better start making proper choices..... TOO MANY MEN, TOO LITTLE TIME!

However, when things does turn out good, do not over do it and take the necessary precautions. Nobody wants to look like this.........

Yea...... of coz it doesn't look 'appetizing' for the guys.... the Hairless Sphinx doesn't compliment to the other 'exotic animal'...... something like this would...........

If you people are thinking that I'm beginning to be a lil' pornographically incorrect or obscene, get the hell out, or wake up your freaking idea. Give a little respect for the human anatomy, especially the female body. Treat it well, and you'll enjoy every moment of the 'company'.

One last thing......... eat and drink healthily and take care of the tongue......

The most dangerous part of the human body - THE TONGUE.

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