... you people brag so much about the government restricting pole-dancing and stuff.... now that its legalised... where were you??? another case of "all-talk-no-cock"??

for the whole of last year, I read over the forums, blogs, websites, .... hear complaints, dispairs, rants.... see hopeless souls sniggering.. all about the club/music scene in Singapore. People are bitching that the scene is 'cheesy', very-commercialised, posers, infested with Hip Pop and boring music. Actually, these complaints were mainly by DJs, musicians of the digital world and those who were 'hooked' on their visits to clubs in Europe.

I'm wondering what happens if such club really exist in Singapore... what are you people gonna do...?? bitch about the DJs?.. about the door-bitch?? bitch, bitch, bitch???

maybe, the reason why there isn't any such club here is because of people like YOU!!
ALL-TALK-NO-COCK!!

Now, since I've got your attention.... let me remind you again......

1. EM STUDIOS will open by next week...
2. its at Gallery Hotel, formerly known as Liquid Room (new owner, new management)
3. Please do not expect to listen to freaking Pussycat Dollah!! or any 50cent shit!!
4. No pole-dancing, no Mardi Gras girls, no RAIN-wannabe boys....
5. No Request 'coz its your 'whoever' birthday.
6. No dancing to lyrics from the songs (in fact, most tracks don't have anyone singing... bleh!)
7. No smoking in the club!!
8. Don't come if you don't like any of the above.
9. Get your FREE memberships/priviledges when you come and sign in under RAZAQ's guest.
10. Do not bring people who think "Daddy Yankee" is cool, or "DJ BOBO" is the best DJ in the world.

See you soon guys.... stay tuned to this blog.... you'll be first to be invited to 'aboveground' parties. Also watchout for some people that I have sent away to refresh themselves before we start the 'revolution'....

Yukun - sent to Pulau Pawai (learn how to 'duck' bullets, next time can 'duck' request)
Benjamin - sent to Beijing (learn the finer points of Shaolin mixing)
Mel - sent to ***** (soul-searching)
Pat - sent to Valentine's music (to destroy all the VMP cds, Anne say 'its OK.')
Sher - sent to Zouk (to seduce the Breaks guys, to come over to EM)

...... aiyah.... tired oredi la.....

this is the opposite of ALL-TALK-NO-COCK, its called TALK COCK!!

btw, I'm seriuos about the club...