10 BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN GOING TO A BEACH PARTY


1. Play with your LEGO bricks and create a 'friend'.

2. Watch re-runs of Martha Stewart and ELLEN show on tv.

3. Re-arrange the wardrobe..... and shoe cabinet

4. Read "The Chronicles of Narnia", again.

5. Go to the kitchen and make egg sandwhich and MILO.

6. SMS all the ex-GFs and ask if they miss you.

7. SMS all your colleagues and wish them Merry X'mas in advance,
the network will be jammed if you do it on eve of X'mas. Better
to do it now!!

8. Log in to FaceBook and start 'poking' everyone......

9. Change the ringtone on your phone to the GATSBY song.

10. Stay up till 6am for the National Anthem and sing along when it comes on.
See if you still remember the lines..........