Prospective Employer to Applicant: "So why did you leave your previous
job?" Applicant: " The company relocated and they did not tell me
where!"

________________________________________________________________


Wife: "Sir, I would like to call on my husband who left me and brought
all our five kids with him." Radio Host: "Ok, go ahead!"
Wife: "Sweetheart, please return back all the kids, actually only one of
them is yours."

_______________________________________________________________

Hello! I'm here again. My mind is all muddled up. I just want to ask
something. I know that you will be able to help me out. Is BIRDS FLU the
past tense of BIRDS FLY?
_______________________________________________________________

WIFE: It's a miracle! You came home early.
HUSBAND: I just obeyed what my boss told me to do. He said: "GO TO
HELL", that's why I came home early.
_______________________________________________________________

1st night grandma wore a see-thru dress, grandpa didn't react...
2nd night grandma wore t-back, grandpa still didn't react...
3rd night grandma all naked, grandpa said "what is that you are wearing,
it's all crumpled!!"
_______________________________________________________________

John: it's my wife's birthday
Peter: what's your gift to her?
John: I asked her what she wanted
Peter: what did she said?
J: anything, as long a there is a DIAMOND.
P: what did you gave her?
J: playing cards
________________________________________________________________

Teacher: We are descendants of Adam and Eve!
Student: That's not true! My dad say we are descendants of an Ape!
Teacher: We are not talking about your FAMILY!