Saturday, January 12, 2008

CONFUSING ENGRISHHHH LANGUAGE.....

If vegetarians eat vegetables, humanitarians eat human????

If you're not suppose to Drink and Drive.....
why do they have parking lots at Bars and Pubs??

If FEDEX and UPS were to merge,
would they be called
FedUps??

more........

. Do employees of Lipton Tea have coffee breaks?
. Why is it called a building if it's already built?
. If people from Poland are called Poles, why people from Holland aren't called Holes?
. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around few times,
would he become Disoriented??
. If olive oil come from olives, baby oil should come from .........??
. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to Make terrible?

1 comment:

Adminstrator said...

When someone says "lets go"... where actually is the destination?

And what is the IT in "check IT out"?

I conclude that these people...

"they don't know what is what... they juz ****"