Saturday, January 19, 2008

Yours truly, featured in Australia's Denon DJ wbsite........

Denon DJ Australia

Speaking of Denon DJ, last night a guest DJ from France (actually, he's just a french guy studying in Singapore, trying to get some gigs here and there) complain about some of the products in the club. He kept showing faces of disapproval and disgruntled about........ hmmmmm...... not sure about what. maybe its unlucky for him that eM Studio has both Denon DJ and Pioneer products, apparently, that's not enough. Actually, I'm sick of all these new DJs complaining of the club's set-ups. It seems that only 'new' DJs do that. Seriously, how much difference can it make in your performance? If I change to DJM800 or Rane MP2016 mixers....... do you think 300 more people will come see you play, do you think you'll be globally recognised immediately?? As I remember not more that 8 people come to watch him play, on top of that they asked for free soft drink and ice water.....?? but of coz some local guys who were there bought drinks and my mates had bottles of JW Gold Label.

Anyway French guy, be reminded that DJ mixers, cd players, guitars, cars, condoms and keyboards are NON-LIVING things. That means, they are no little aliens inside the machines controlling anything. What makes a difference is the person managing/controlling the products. Here are some examples if you don't understand simple Engrish......

Car

Your car : Mitsubishi Galant
Your preferred car : Ferrari Spider
I gave you to drive : Kia Cerrato

Are you telling me that you can't drive the Kia Cerrato cause its not 'industry standard'????
Bullshit, with a capital B!!

Condom


Your condom: Flavoured
Your preferred condom: Ripped
I gave you : Rubber Gloves (coz your dick is small)

Are you telling me that you can't please a woman coz you can't have ripped condoms.....??
FUCKSHIT!! - all with capital letters!!!

Since you say you can't mix with Denon mixers, maybe its not the mixers, maybe its YOU, coz you're.... "NOT INDUSTRY STANDARDS".......



look at these kids.......'can means, can!'

And take note, Asian DJs will dominate the World's DJ scene.......

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