Sun Tzu's Art of War

That's something he always wanted and dreamt of...... back then, they believe in 'deception'. Which means, in war, decepting the enemies with mythical prowess..... thus the name DECEPTICON came about. In the 'new' world, decepting the 'enemy' (women) with such visual, is bad for the health.......

And if you're wondering why women are soooooooo fascinated by DICKs........ its because they don't have one to play with.....


And, why some men lie about their DICK, its because they played with it too much......

Coming soon to a departmental store near you!! Lock not included. 50% off for wives above 40 years old.